Note: These have been all tried sa pamamagitan ng me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to walang tiyak na layunin people and pose like a ninja
2) Throw papkorn at walang tiyak na layunin people and run away if caught
3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.
4) Go up to person and say "Why were you following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, you run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do you follow me?" Run off for good.
5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do you have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they answer, say "Whatever, I'll just buy some," Stalk off, muttering.
6) Go to a walang tiyak na layunin man. Say: "OMG! Are you my brother?! WOW!" Smile and walk away. "Sorry, but we were seprated for a reason. You know, so we wouldn't destroy the world. Bye, kid."
7) Go to the mall cafe. Sit down. Pretend you're thinking. Sudden exclaim loudly: "It's _(insert araw here)_!" Leave.
8) Go to a movie. Comment on everything in a slightly loud voice.
9) Go to the pool. Splash the water a lot. Glare at adults who tell you to stop. When they do that, stop and pout. Occasionally dive under. If anything (or anyone) comes close, kick the water up. Dive under a couple madami times and leave (or swim)
10) Talk like a robot "I. Am. Mary. Annn."
11) At school, tap your pencil, if people say stop, pout and roll your pencil. If they say stop again, snap your pencil in half. Mutter: "Whatever"
12) At a show, clap like you think it's over. Stop with a surprise face. Look bored. Repeat. At the real end, do not clap. Just look annoyed.
13) Post annoy comments at the end of this
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to walang tiyak na layunin people and pose like a ninja
2) Throw papkorn at walang tiyak na layunin people and run away if caught
3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.
4) Go up to person and say "Why were you following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, you run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do you follow me?" Run off for good.
5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do you have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they answer, say "Whatever, I'll just buy some," Stalk off, muttering.
6) Go to a walang tiyak na layunin man. Say: "OMG! Are you my brother?! WOW!" Smile and walk away. "Sorry, but we were seprated for a reason. You know, so we wouldn't destroy the world. Bye, kid."
7) Go to the mall cafe. Sit down. Pretend you're thinking. Sudden exclaim loudly: "It's _(insert araw here)_!" Leave.
8) Go to a movie. Comment on everything in a slightly loud voice.
9) Go to the pool. Splash the water a lot. Glare at adults who tell you to stop. When they do that, stop and pout. Occasionally dive under. If anything (or anyone) comes close, kick the water up. Dive under a couple madami times and leave (or swim)
10) Talk like a robot "I. Am. Mary. Annn."
11) At school, tap your pencil, if people say stop, pout and roll your pencil. If they say stop again, snap your pencil in half. Mutter: "Whatever"
12) At a show, clap like you think it's over. Stop with a surprise face. Look bored. Repeat. At the real end, do not clap. Just look annoyed.
13) Post annoy comments at the end of this
If you want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!
File your nails: Every week you need to file you nails. Why? Because when you file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.
Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.
Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one amerikana of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.
Oil: Use almond, baby or oliba oil on your nails after you have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The segundo nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sinabi it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sinabi it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could you pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? sinabi the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 walang tiyak na layunin facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 walang tiyak na layunin facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.