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1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when you don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at you when you wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos or have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if you see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate Pagsulat on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and you almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids pag-ibig to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of you if you don't have cell phone or some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of you for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this pagkain is just ridiculous.
19. If you chew gum you write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if you get in a word fight, you only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If you stand up or talk, you have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done or your ride is here.
21. If you have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches you breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses you and tell you that you need to break it.
22. If you make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when you don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at you when you wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos or have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if you see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate Pagsulat on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and you almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids pag-ibig to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of you if you don't have cell phone or some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of you for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this pagkain is just ridiculous.
19. If you chew gum you write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if you get in a word fight, you only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If you stand up or talk, you have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done or your ride is here.
21. If you have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches you breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses you and tell you that you need to break it.
22. If you make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the bulaklak girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure you disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call you repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure you set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill tsokolate fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid ilipat sa pamamagitan ng getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the bulaklak girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure you disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call you repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure you set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill tsokolate fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid ilipat sa pamamagitan ng getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. puding Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the anime she's hyper, active and has the best pag-ibig interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Nawawala the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured sa pamamagitan ng the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
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19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Nawawala the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured sa pamamagitan ng the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
#9 Have one of your mga kaibigan hit you on the back and spit out a piece of white gum or a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until you have $20 or more.
#7 If you have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do mga sanggol come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos.
#4 Go around pag-awit the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
