I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have ibingiay you worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d pag-ibig to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains sa pamamagitan ng the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d pag-ibig to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
All araw I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse you to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did you fall from the stupid tree?
Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of mga panipi that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have ibingiay you worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d pag-ibig to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains sa pamamagitan ng the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d pag-ibig to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
All araw I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse you to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did you fall from the stupid tree?
Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of mga panipi that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
You guys having a good time?
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one madami week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutos to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Nawawala my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking pagkuha ng larawan shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icon contest when I have free time soon.
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one madami week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutos to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Nawawala my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking pagkuha ng larawan shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icon contest when I have free time soon.
I noticed some very sad things if you replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's mapait line "teach me and your just run away again or something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole taon when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill or capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man sa pamamagitan ng this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If you have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's mapait line "teach me and your just run away again or something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole taon when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill or capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man sa pamamagitan ng this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If you have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..