Zanhar1 is a Fanpop member and Fanfiction writer. She's a big of Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula in particular and is also a devoted tagahanga of Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter.

Zanhar1 is a very kind person. In December of 2018, Zanhar made a shoutout on the walang tiyak na layunin club for me. I was incredibly grateful and touched that she did that for me. It led to my other mga kaibigan Pagsulat wonderful, thoughtful things about me. It was a wonderful pasko gift that helped me get into the holiday spirit. I still remember that araw fondly and I have that post bookmarked, because it was a very emotional...

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Salt Lake City, 1966

Mustache Man: *Walks into a room...

SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT! SUPER! HOT!



SUPERHOT IS ONE OF THE FRESHEST INDIE GAME IDEAS CREATED sa pamamagitan ng NOT DEVOLVER THIS TIME BUT THE SUPERHOT TEAM! THE GAME TAKES PLACE IN A SURREAL VIDEO GAME KNOWN ONLY AS SUPERHOT, CAUSE NO OTHER NAME COULD BE USED TO DESCRIBE PERFECTION! IN SUPERHOT, YOU ARE ibingiay THE TASK OF KILLING EVERY TARGET IN THE ROOM!...

Narrator: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...

Snow
sa pamamagitan ng animeanimal

Why do you mock me,
With you white pure intentions
That i could never hope to understand?
I lie to the skies,
While you are born from that very same horizon.
I taint you so; therefore, i hate the sight of you.
The snow brings only pain, misery, and sorrow
To those who lie to the sky.
You are cold and mapait and so am i,
So why would people pag-ibig you, while turning me away?
This is why i hate the snow.

Just something I randomly wrote down yesterday and had NO idea why XD It just came to me REALLY fast so i jotted it down! Hope you liked it ^^


pag-ibig and the dance called life...
sa pamamagitan ng animeanimal...

The argument over what's considered to be real music goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have you been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act or garahe crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! You just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and...

I fall
And sometimes I fall to fast
but this time I feel
like it could last

Theres these 3 words I'd like you to know
But I can't get them out off my mouth
I'll tell you that the 2nd is love, oh
But thats all i can say
There's 3 words I'd like you to know
But I can't let my guard down
Or my weekness will show.
These words express my feelings for you
I want to say them
So you feel the same way too

So I am singin in the rain cuz I know its real
laughin at every joke, can't help what i feel
They all say I'm goin crazy
but what am I without you, baby?

I could be
Going insane
but who are they to blame?
I am
so...

(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope you enjoy!)

You know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when you break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.

Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed...

1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde ang sumagot "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond tumawid the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to ipakita it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the tuktok of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken tumawid the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not tumawid the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean sa pamamagitan ng chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only tumawid roads, but...

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Childbirth is the segundo most painful thing in the world, right susunod to being burned alive.

You are madami likely to get struck sa pamamagitan ng lightning than to be attacked and killed sa pamamagitan ng a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never Nawawala a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...

1.When someone remembers the things you say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text you see is from the person you pag-ibig <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your araw turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows you better than you know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...

Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if you have just cut your hair short and you don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for you :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, or play around with the badg if you have them. You need to be sure that you want this look, because once you've got it, there is little you can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is pagganap up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just Nawawala my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I Nawawala my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...

These are purported to be actual test sagot from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes sa pamamagitan ng which water can be made ligtas to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water ligtas to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded sa pamamagitan ng sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house,...

So I was watching one of my paborito let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in pag-ibig with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far madami cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.



198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....

Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so you don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If you don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they pag-ibig echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship....