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posted by FanFun1010

If you're under weight: She's too skinny
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: uy TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!

There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what you do, you'll be judged.

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Cutting

posted by Invincible321

For all those who don't understand why people cut, this is for you. I get it. I completely understand. When you're depressed, you need an outlet. You're so empty and numb that you need to feel something, and since you refuse to feel happy, you cut yourself to feel pain. That sounds completely wrong, but, who knows? Maybe it really works. It becomes an addiction. You can't go with out feeling that pain. And everytime, you have to cut deeper and deeper to feel the same way. Feel the way that you strive for. Just feel anything. Soon enough, everything around you becomes a weapon of self-destruction....

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please understand?

posted by hetaliaitaly

Although the reasons why people commit suicide are multifaceted and complex, life circumstances that may immediately precede someone committing suicide include the time period of at least a week after discharge from a psychiatric hospital or a sudden change in how the person appears to feel (for example, much worse or much better). Examples of possible triggers (precipitants) for suicide are real or imagined losses, like the breakup of a romantic relationship, moving, loss (especially if sa pamamagitan ng suicide) of a friend, loss of freedom, or loss of other privileges.

Firearms are sa pamamagitan ng far the most common...

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The Lonely Little Girl part 4

posted by adaug

*All the kids were outside*
Taylor:This is so cool!Our own secret hide out!
Lizzy:I KNOW RIGHT!!SO cool!
Taylor:Yup!Hey we should make a secret handshake!
Lizzy:First I gotta see if your ready!Time for the test!I WENT DOWNTOWN TO SEE CHARLIE BROWN,HE GAVE ME A NICKEL SO I BOUGHT HIM A PICKLE,THE atsara WAS maasim SO I BOUGHT HIM A FLOWER,THE bulaklak WAS DEAD SO THIS IS WHAT I SAID:DOWN DOWN BABY RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER
Taylor:Seriously?
Lizzy:YES!
Taylor:*Whisper whisper whisper*
Lizzy:GREAT IDEA!!!COME ON!
Taylor:Mrs.Amy!Can me and Lizzy Bunk together!?
Amy:I don't know
Taylor:*Slips 5 bucks*What about now?
Amy:*sarcasm*Sure!
Taylor:YES!!!COME ON LIZZY!
Lizzy:OKAY!!
Lizzy packed her bag and moved it to Taylor's bunk
Taylor's POV:
That night you would imagine I slept well but I didn't.My dream:
Dad got in the house,duck taped her mouth,hid her in the basement,and stabbed her.
I woke up immediately
Taylor:AH!!
Lizzy:TAYLOR!Whats wrong!
Taylor:Nothing,*pants*Nothing

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imagination

posted by crazed_twilight

have u every dreamt of being anything but urself i know i have and if u have dreamt of being anything but urself did it ever happen to me it did.this is my story
live it like it's ur's
i always thought i had every thing in the world but recently i'm having doubts.everything feels like my life isn't right anymore i do every thing i can to make it feel right once madami but it just seems wrong.
i finally met a guy i thought i loved but it turns out he's a douche bag guess u can't always have wat u want in life.
recently i've been having this funny feeling that someone is watching me i can feel...

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I'm sorry

posted by Musiclover456

I'm sorry to those who i can't help
I'm sorry to those who are abused
I'm sorry to those who are alone
I'm sorry to those who are different
I'm sorry I'm not normal

I'm sorry i can't live how i want to
I'm sorry I'm different
I'm sorry people suffer
I'm sorry to those who know me
I feel so sorry for existing in this world
because I cause nothing but pain to those I love
because those who know me end up suffering
that's why I'm always so sorry
I say I'm sorry to the world
because I exist

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not sa pamamagitan ng me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger or a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American or Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance or anything else that might be considered ......

the search.-chapter one.

posted by Fangirl99

As i walk down the street,i wish i was still in bed.Dreaming about the araw that just ended.Summer vacation

"back to hell,"i said.When i say that,i mean school.
in my books,its basically the same thing.

"hey jamie!"my friend izzy calls from across.

i run down t otalk to her

"hey,"i said,putting my hair back form my face."
"wheres Ashlee?"

"umm,i gotta go,bye!" she ran out of site.

"at lunch,i treid to fine izzy and ask her what the hell happened earlier

"hey,izz"i said,sitting susunod to her.
"wheres ashlee?"

"um......"she looked like she was gonna vomit or something.i didnt understand why.

"ive been wondering...

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Write Your Name With Song Titles

posted by Bluekait

It's quite simple. You spell out your name, only using song titles. It gives you an interesting playlist! You don't have to use different artists. It can be the same artist or similar artists.

A creative way to do this is find some new artists and spell out your name with some of their songs. It's a good way to listen to different people and one awesome CD and/or playlist.

Example: My name is Kaitlyn

K - Kidnap The Sandy Claws sa pamamagitan ng Danny Elfman

A - Angel of Music sa pamamagitan ng Andrew Lloyd Webber

I - Inside My World sa pamamagitan ng Ramin Karimloo

T - Try To Believe sa pamamagitan ng Oingo Boingo

L - Little Razorblade sa pamamagitan ng The kulay-rosas Spiders

Y - Yes! I'm French sa pamamagitan ng Frenchy and the Punk

N - Nerd Alert! sa pamamagitan ng The Aquabats!

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Be a leader not a follower

posted by unohana

"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When you a follower you are trying to be like someone. If you are trying to be like someone than you are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If you follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...

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15 Ways to Make Someone’s araw :)

posted by Tamar20

Sometimes all it takes is a small gesture to totally change someone’s day. When you sense that someone cares for you or is putting your concerns ahead of their own you often have your outlook totally transformed to something madami positive and warm. Here are some small ways to make someone’s day.

1. Smile
2. Open doors
3. Offer a upuan at your mesa in a busy cafe
4. Make eye contact
5. Shout a workmate a coffee for no reason
6. Start a conversation with someone who looks lonely
7. Listen
8. Share a tip that has helped you out in your life recently
9. Give money to beggars without conditions attached...

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if women ruled the world

posted by kitkat709477

If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase sa pamamagitan ng 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue...

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Wax Job

posted by CullenProperty

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

Read on...

My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the susunod few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & you peel them...

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13 ways to make me faint

posted by simlover4

1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain

do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and you don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't ilathala but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy

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Hallmark rejects!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

just to let you know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny

1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry

3. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me

7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't you regret
installing Windows 95?

8. You totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first artikulo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 taon old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If you met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know you don't hit when you don't get what you want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's madami but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what you think in comments please:)

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28 things to do when your board

posted by vivitar

1. Write a new artikulo on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the aklatan
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to music and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend or two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch mga kaibigan The TV Series
14. Go on google and paghahanap weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy walang tiyak na layunin people (this could get you kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size kendi land
28. Paint snow

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Tis my life.

posted by LocalArtistist

So many people wonder how I do it. How I continue to live even after the worst has happened to me. But that is exactly what I do. I live.

My family has moved over and over in my life, they say it's due to my father's job, but he won't tell me what it is.and I know better. I can only gather certain a few clues they give away to try and piece together my past. You'd think I madami than anyone should know it, yet I haven't even started learning about it, at the moment all I know is. When I was a baby I got shot in a hostage situation. We moved. I met my best friend and her big brother. A few years...

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My listahan of 10 ways to deal with granny

posted by pinkmare

granny and sid.

here's a listahan of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny

1.If granny wants you to chew her prutas . simply grab the now chewed prutas with a napkin and give to granny that way you can avoid having bacteria or saliva. if you don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack you for the rest of your life

2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.

3.When your feeding her pagkain watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!

4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for...

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you could have and should have.

posted by hetaliaitaly

I should've, could've, would've;
Done something about that day,
If only I had known it ended this way.
I am not proud to tell you
How I stood there and watched;
He was so big and scary
Was all that I thought.

I couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't,
get involved at all.
I say to myself;
It's none of my business;
As I turn and walk down the hall.

I hear on the news;
'bout this kid who had died
It tells of his woe;
The araw of his suicide

They talk about how he locked himself
inside of his room
All to have shot himself to forget all the pain.

Now as I walk through my school
I hear the laughter
But see the fear
In their eyes...