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BERLIN (Reuters) – A soro has been unmasked as the mystery thief of madami than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities sinabi Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's yungib and found a trove of tsinelas down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," sinabi a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a babaing mainit ang ulo estola them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
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Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in madami 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut damo makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be madami susunod week.
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Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake pag-ibig notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near you falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the tuktok of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the bulaklak girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure you disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call you repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure you set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill tsokolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid ilipat sa pamamagitan ng getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your mga kaibigan hit you on the back and spit out a piece of white gum or a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until you have $20 or more.
#7 If you have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do mga sanggol come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos.
#4 Go around pag-awit the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the susunod table.
Turn around every thirty-seven segundos to the people at the susunod mesa and ask them if your upuan is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever you see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their mesa and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time you take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the mesa itself; and make sure to make...
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