Soviet Russia Jokes!

You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

5 minutos nakaraan you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, You wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!

After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, You wish there was an valuation period' or atleast a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'!

One araw you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......

WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR YOU INCASE YOU GET PULLED OVER sa pamamagitan ng A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE YOU CAN SUFFER sa pamamagitan ng SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER OR ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can you hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are You Andy or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.