Interesting Sign

-when you ask someone for something and they try to annoy you because they have it and you don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give you work you have to do at tahanan and you have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your mga kaibigan call saying they'll come over and never ipakita up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own tahanan and being controlled sa pamamagitan ng your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if you make one "dirty" or "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at tahanan with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in pag-ibig for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really pag-ibig him, but I think that he really does pag-ibig me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL YOU MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a walang tiyak na layunin book I was Pagsulat about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and sinabi I could write a book or something. This is the first chapter, so I'd pag-ibig it if you could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things you liked, things that didn't make...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether or not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, segundo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping kariton and switch the items with stuff from the person susunod to them's kariton
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. ilipat "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings tahanan a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating..... A Single kama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size kama feels like an army cot.

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, Fanpop friends. These are some walang tiyak na layunin bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My paborito holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My paborito actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My paborito actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been Pagsulat regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with Pagsulat romantic stories.

* I'm not a tagahanga of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My paborito film genres include animation,...