Funny Snapshot x)

1. Go outside, and if you see someone, take the walang tiyak na layunin person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic halik scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger upuan of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Aso only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to pag-awit in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until you are seen to sa pamamagitan ng a dotor or nurse then when they approach you say "wow doc i feel way better thank you " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that you dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for you flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on you

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are you listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do you like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks you to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks you to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your tahanan alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went tahanan and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad sinabi it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to kama to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she estola free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...

Hi! :)
Here are the tuktok ten to impress the guy you like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what you want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its madami important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my mga kaibigan heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she sinabi thanks...