Why Did the Chicken tumawid the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not tumawid the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean sa pamamagitan ng chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only tumawid roads, but...
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