LoL-So True!

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sa pamamagitan ng conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. You can never changed the past but you must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to madami be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so ilipat on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as you want until you feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After you cry, you go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till you feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...