In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson nagyelo dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).
On Tesco's tiramisu panghimagas (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh,...
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