HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All araw long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there music videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I pag-ibig them madami then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I pag-ibig these two they start out hating each other then become close mga kaibigan or maybe more...I'd like to think so....

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would you mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs you and takes a little something off you would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are you sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If you say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all you want, not like I care if you are or aren't...As long as you don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him or erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go pasulong when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Okay, she's kinda getting madami famous sa pamamagitan ng the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland pasko araw Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if you like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If you ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, pag-awit lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the tahanan of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard you try, your browser won't allow you to enter the site. You see, to access this site, you must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in tanong is a New Moon night. You must be on your own in your tahanan with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will you be granted access to the site.

As...

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all you can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your puso and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all you can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do you think...

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us or someone else will.

3. We asong babae about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If you won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing you in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches pag-ibig Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like madami than you hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, or your...