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HAPPY NEW taon EVERYONE


OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new taon and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
or something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over sa pamamagitan ng Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the tabing-dagat again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE tabing-dagat IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to iugnay and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

i hate the old west. how many of you do too? ugh. okay' so my brother was doing his splling/reading homework and it sinabi to write a letter to bob or another cowboy from the story theyre pagbaba and to use 4 spelling words. heres what he wrote: Dear Bob,
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!