Perfect pakwan

The main problem that guys face when trying to halik a girl is knowing if they are ready to halik them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... you will know. Here's how you can increase your odds. But, if you know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable sa pamamagitan ng making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes or you will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to halik that...

My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm Pagsulat you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to ipakita for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came tahanan & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your paborito meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag or what ever you can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and prutas aisles and ask every minuto "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? or rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age you are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....