1. Go outside, and if you see someone, take the walang tiyak na layunin person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic halik scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger upuan of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Aso only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to pag-awit in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until you are seen to sa pamamagitan ng a dotor or nurse then when they approach you say "wow doc i feel way better thank you " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that you dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for you flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on you

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are you listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do you like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks you to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks you to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your tahanan alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

A/N: I pag-ibig copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic listahan I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. sa pamamagitan ng the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...