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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down bangka in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other araw we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, you know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once madami at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure sa pamamagitan ng now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo you can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to sumali F.S. you must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tsaa is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand susunod to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't you even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, you need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with mga kaibigan then run up and sit between them and go...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done sa pamamagitan ng ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done sa pamamagitan ng me, it is done sa pamamagitan ng
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps pasulong before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell you that I pag-ibig you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that you hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell you that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me you could care less.

I'm here to hug you when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell you how smart you are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell you that I pag-ibig you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that you hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before you read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, or even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take you down a dark road - one that once you start, you can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull you out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. isda say blub blub blub.

13. mga kabayong may sungay say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And you ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know you better than you know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but you start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but you turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will you believe,...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when you hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
mysterious pag-ibig

- chapter 13-





"Ok you can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought you would like them."
"Well you were right! " Then I realized I was pagganap like a 6 taon old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not pagganap like a six taon old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I sinabi the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when you smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll ipakita you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are you kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope you like it. Please comment down below about what you like, what you don’t like, and what you want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice pagbaba and Pagsulat in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn madami about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond ilipat 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got tahanan and found the wife preparing hapunan and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 madami feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she ang sumagot back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic segundo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying you simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I pag-ibig your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - or Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening or something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, madami commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to sumali in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department sa pamamagitan ng sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last