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added by angel_cake
okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a listahan why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their pagkain (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick asno in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My paborito Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend pag-ibig the mall but what makes it madami fun are the following

-When your Nawawala looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could you please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When you go into a store adress your friend sa pamamagitan ng a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if you go into one of those store that plays the music REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but you and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about walang tiyak na layunin things. like terrorists or something

Have fun with mga kaibigan at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if you can try the harmomonica or the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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added by EminemAddict09
Source: my awesomeness
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Source: no idea
posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised sa pamamagitan ng the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one isda heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your mga kaibigan

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them you are raising money to buy pagkain for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that you want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines araw gift your mga kaibigan a cucumber and tell them you grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it susunod to your ear and say that he talks to you and says he need a new tahanan and thats why you buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like or pag-ibig and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn madami fans......add walang tiyak na layunin ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn madami fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medalya ...u have to add madami pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have madami medalya .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get madami fans.....and frnds too.

when i have madami ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikulo will be useful have a gr8 araw everybody and type ur comment plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at walang tiyak na layunin times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that you are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this listahan ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs you know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that you are a muggle born even if you did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope you liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a tanong on this spot that asked "If you saw Justin Bieber standing on the tuktok of a building getting ready to jump, would you cry or scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on tuktok of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do you people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone you know or care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created sa pamamagitan ng augustemily1997

Created sa pamamagitan ng augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to halik you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one buwan and ask you out or grab you and halik you. but if you break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an palaso into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the kalye when the sign sinabi "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know you could play Twister all sa pamamagitan ng yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know you could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: You spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he or she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that you can see that you di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the susunod stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the susunod stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is sa pamamagitan ng far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic tanong being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some sagot that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can you send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi tabing-dagat on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was pagbaba the Wal-Mart artikulo and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the comments section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read tanong aloud, pagtatalo your sagot with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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