Smosh - Best of 2011 Remix

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SymmaGirl2 OH SHIT BEST THING EVER!!! I luv smosh! That remix was so beautiful, it brought me to tears. :')

sailor_spade15 ^-^

xXmoonreeXx i <3 smosh!

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Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The bravo

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's araw time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get tahanan so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it tahanan in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, bidyo and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i pag-ibig my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones you see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they pag-ibig their haters, and sometimes I think "if you pag-ibig your haters, then why do you hate back?" seriously....

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the angel on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my puso
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the angel appears to you in form of desire
you float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
you jump about
cos you cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this angel with her good intensions
will make you fly
the angel will make you cry
the angel will make you feel how others feel
so you can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Nawawala

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 mga kaibigan who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A araw dont go sa pamamagitan ng you dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF you do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta you XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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fangs and balahibo

posted by hotice

" I know what you want from me.you want me to tell you my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to you . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell you i could get a lot of people around me hurt " sinabi the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what you will tell me today " sinabi the man .

"Alright but you will not like what i tell you .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " sinabi the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if you want hear madami . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not sa pamamagitan ng me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger or a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American or Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance or anything else that might be considered ......

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

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Story of a vampire girl ch 3

posted by Fangirl99

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...

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Dreams are the only place where our pag-ibig survives! Pt. 4 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

LOVE them :D

Angela's POV

Days passed one sa pamamagitan ng one, and my pag-ibig for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a taon since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much halaya girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me madami every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...

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A really bad araw

posted by boomerlover

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps susunod to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This araw is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police sinabi that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kama with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you ipakita up and drink my poison."

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of kahel traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your hapunan with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in walang tiyak na layunin spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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A listahan of Sites You Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that you probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add madami to the listahan when I find madami sites I think you should probably avoid. So if anyone sends you iugnay to the following sites, you have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad sa pamamagitan ng the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS YOU ARE A SICKO I ADVISE YOU NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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100 Reasons why You pag-ibig her

posted by milorox18

1. I pag-ibig the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I pag-ibig the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I pag-ibig the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I pag-ibig the way you look at me.

5. I pag-ibig how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I pag-ibig the way I can’t imagine a araw without you in my life.

7. I pag-ibig the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I pag-ibig the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I pag-ibig the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I pag-ibig how I know you’ll always be there when I need you to be.

11....

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a palamigan that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up listahan is on my mesa for the part you would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up listahan on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do you find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I pag-ibig the segundo grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and you actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a bilog that had its two sides gently compressed sa pamamagitan ng a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in kama unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with madami than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all araw but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...