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What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black mapapalitan with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the mapapalitan they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times sa pamamagitan ng a blue unicorn. He gets punched one madami time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting susunod to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
bahaghari Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Song: link

Canterlot, 6:50 AM

The sun was just rising as a convoy left Canterlot. In the convoy was a Lincoln, two Chryslers, and a 1954 Cadillac convertible. Each car was shiny, and black, and Twilight's in the Cadillac. The front of that car has two purple flags with her cutie mark on it.

Episode 3: pasko Trees And Assassinations

Special Guest Stars, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna as theirselves.
SeanTheHedgehog's Tom Foolery as Brett Flasch

In Gran Turismo, everypony heard that Twilight Sparkle was coming to visit.

Tim: *Listening to the radio inside his car as he drives to his police barracks to get started with work for the day*
News Pony: I'm afraid that there is some controversy going over a decision Twilight Sparkle made yesterday. She has decided to change the name of Hearth's Warming Eve to Christmas. The name is different, but the holiday is not. However, dozens of ponies have shared their disinterest in this, violently.

A little while later, the convoy entered Gran Turismo. This time, two state troopers were at the front, and back of the convoy. The song starts to fade away as ponies cheer for Twilight.

Brett: *Holding a sniper rifle*
Twilight Sparkle: *Laughing with two Royal Guards
Brett: *Aims his rifle, and fires a bullet, but it hits the door near one of the Royal Guards*
Ponies: *Running away*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
Twilight: Ah! *Ducks*

The convoy started to go faster.

Brett: *Fires two madami bullets*
Royal Guard 2: Where are those shots coming from?
Royal Guard: I don't know. Don't slow down until those shots stop being fired.
Brett: Dammit! *Running out of the building*
Toby: *Nearby on patrol with Red in a brand new Caprice police car*
Brett: *Gets in his car, and drives away*
Toby: *Spots Brett, and sees the sniper rifle* Red, see that riple in his car?
Red: Yes.
Toby: Did you hear about that assassination attempt on Twilight just now?
Red: You don't suppose-
Toby: I do. *Puts on his sirens*
Brett: *Floors it*
Toby: *Follows Brett*
Brett: I need car chase music. *Looking for the right music to play on the radio*

Song (Start it at 0:05): link

Brett: Ah, to hell with it. This is good enough.
Red: *On the walkie talkie* That's right, he's going down Byer Lane right now. The road with the train tracks on them.
Brett: *Getting distracted sa pamamagitan ng the music*
Engineer: *Hits Brett's car with a train, then stops his train*

Stop the song.

Brett: Well, that escalated quickly. Good thing the train was going slow. *Teleports out of his car*
Toby: What the hell? He just used magic to get out of that car.
Red: Now what do we do?
Toby: That blue unicorn could still be in Gran Turismo. If he wants to kill Twilight Sparkle, there's no doubt he's gonna stay here to try again. We need to tell the Captain.

Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his mga kaibigan when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the parang buriko that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank you for your warm welcome.
Luna: I just wish Twilight got the same welcoming we got.
Celestia: We have been doing some research, and we believe our suspect is Brett Flasch.
Luna: He's a member of ISIS, and helped over thirty North Koreans sneak into Equestria.
Julia: This guy sounds like bad news.
Celestia: Of course he does. He fits the paglalarawan Toby and Red gave of the parang buriko they were chasing. Blue unicorn, brown mane, and kahel eyes.
Captain Jefferson: I was going to tell them that.
Celestia: Oh, forgive me. Now, I do have one request. With your captain's permission, I want one of you to watch over Twilight until Brett, or whoever the suspect is, is captured.
Toby: *Nervous*
Tim: *Looking at Toby, and smiles*
Julia: *Smirks* I think Toby would be the best choice for this assignment Celestia.
Celestia: Thank you. Toby, please stand up.
Toby: *Stands up*
Celestia: *Walks towards him* What is your last name?
Toby: Linnehan.
Celestia: You understand that this task is very important. Correct?
Toby: Yes ma'am, I do.
Celestia: If anything bad happens to her, it's on you, and you'll be arrested for twenty years for treason.
Toby: Celestia, you can count on me to protect Twilight Sparkle.
Celestia: Good. Here she comes now.
Twilight: *Walks into the room* Hello everypony.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Toby: *Sweating* Hi Twilight.
Tim: *Whispers to Julia* What have you done to him?
Julia: *Whispers back* I saw the look in his eyes.
Tim: What look?
Julia: The look of love. Can you do me a favor?
Tim: What?
Julia: Can I come over to your house, and talk with you?
Tim: Sure.

Later that day, Tim and Julia rode to Tim's house. His house was close to the Round Freeway on the northern part of town.

Tim: *Stops in his Viper*
Julia: *Stops behind him on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and watches Julia get off her motorcycle* Let's go inside. *Walks with Julia into his house* So what do you want to talk about?
Julia: I need help getting a pasko Tree.
Tim: Are you having trouble looking for one?
Julia: *Sadly nods* I really need one.
Tim: Real, or fake?
Julia: I don't care, I just want one.
Tim: Why don't you try Ponyville? It's just south of us.
Julia: Is that where you got yours?
Tim: Yeah. Tomorrow, after we're off duty, I'll take you into Ponyville, and we'll get you a pasko Tree. Okay?
Julia: *Happy* Okay.

Toby's house was susunod to a gunshop, across the kalye from Shadow Lake.

Toby: *Parks his brand new Chrysler 200 in front of his house* Okay Princess, out we go.
Twilight: *Steps out of the car*
Toby: *Walks with Twilight to his house* Did you enjoy the ride?
Twilight: Yes. I felt very relaxed.
Toby: Good. I bet you your Cadillac is still better to ride in. *Opens the door for her*
Twilight: *Walks inside* Yes, but I wouldn't mind having a 200. We have 300's, but I want a car just like yours.

They sit down at a table.

Toby: So what kind of business are you doing here?
Twilight: Business related to terrorists, and how to put an end to it.
Toby: It's about time we stopped them.
Twilight: But I'm afraid that's what caused somepony to try and shoot me earlier today, and if not, why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
Twilight: And in Canterlot, they're also trying to hurt me, because I changed Hearth's Warming Eve to Christmas.
Toby: Uh Princess, may I tell you something?
Twilight: Yeah?
Toby: *Nervous* I, uh,.. want you to make yourself comfortable.
Twilight: *Smirking* There's something else you want to tell me, is there?
Toby: Would you like to, uh... *Sweating* Go out on a petsa sometime?
Twilight: *Giggles* Is that why you were nervous? I'd pag-ibig to go out with you.
Toby: Great. Tomorrow, at 6?
Twilight: Yes.

Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have you decided what kind of pasko puno you wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, apoy house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing on a double line on Green Drive, license Adam, 4, 4, Lincoln, Sam, Henry.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: *Looking at the driver* May I see your driver's license and registration please?
Stallion 94: Yeah yeah. *Gives Julia his driver's license and registration* I know what I did was wrong.
Julia: Why'd you do it?
Stallion 94: I'm in a hurry. My boss let me out late, and I have to pick up my son from daycare.
Julia: *Gives the stallion his license and registration back, along with a ticket* You know? *Leans on the door near the stallion* This car is sexy. Keep it that way.
Stallion 94: *Smiles* Yes ma'am.
Julia: Merry Christmas. *Walks away*
Stallion: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Julia: *Drives away* You know what? I changed my mind. The puno I want is tall, and handsome.
Tim: Were you flirting with that guy?
Julia: Haha. What do you think?
Tim: I don't think I'm gonna answer that question.

Meanwhile, Brett was talking to fifty North Koreans. Their current location is unknown.

Brett: Gentlecolts. In fifteen hours, at precisely 6 in the morning, Twilight Sparkle will be ours. Have you got the bomb ready?
North Korean Ponies: Yes.
Brett: I'm glad to hear that. I found a building in Gran Turismo that will be suitable for Twilight's death. If we blow it up, it will destroy a nearby gas station, and during our process of murdering Twilight Sparkle, we will also make Equestria lose precious gasoline.
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
Brett: This new town in Equestria will quickly have a terrible history. Let's make it happen!!
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*

The susunod morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your mga kaibigan Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and you can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, or Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*
Brett: **Walks into the house, and uses magic to make Twilight fall asleep* Put her in the car.
North Korean Ponies: Yes sir. *Grabbing Twilight Sparkle, and taking her out of the house with Brett*

They put Twilight in a dark blue Mercedes-Benz, and drove away. The building they were going to was a five story apartment building in the northern section of Gran Turismo. It's the same place Brett was in where he tried to assassinate Twilight earlier in this episode.

Brett: We have to wait for the others. Meanwhile, kill every hostage in this building.
North Koreans: *Walking into the buildings with AK47's*
Brett: *Using magic to get Twilight out of the car. He hears shots being fired from the North Koreans*
Julia: *Driving her police car with Tim sitting susunod to her. She turns right onto Green Drive and passes a railroad crossing, and goes under the highway*
Dispatch: Units near Byer Lane, there's a ulat of shots being fired at Golita Apartments. Use caution, repeat use caution.
Tim: That's near my house.
Julia: Wanna check it out?
Tim: We have to.
Julia: But we're not near Byer Lane.
Tim: Just go there anyway.
Julia: *Driving as fast as she can to the apartment building*
Tim: *Listening to the radio*
Police Pony: This is GT15, I spotted the suspects- *Shots are heard* Aaah!!!
Police parang buriko 2: Officer down, suspects have opened apoy on us!
Julia: You sure you wanna go through with this?
Tim: Let's take the back entrance.
Dispatch: Attention all units, we got an update on the suspects in the Golita Apartments. They have Twilight Sparkle as a hostage.
Julia: *Stops her car at the back of the apartment*
Tim: GT24, we're entering the apartment from the back. Request permission to engage any suspects with our guns.
Dispatch: Ten-4, but only if they apoy at you.
Julia: Let's do this buddy.
Tim: *Goes to the door, and opens it*
North Korean Pony: *Shooting at them*
Tim: *Closes the door so he, and Julia won't get shot. He opens the door, and returns fire*
North Korean Pony: *Falls down*
Tim: *Walks to him* Where's Twilight Sparkle?
North Korean Pony: In the basement with Brett.
Julia: Thanks. *Arresting the pony*
North Korean Pony: There's another thing you need to know. Brett has Twilight strapped to a bomb.
Julia: Do you have any experience in disarming a bomb?
Tim: I remember learning a few things about it.
Julia: I'm gonna call for back up, and a bomb squad.
Tim: Right. I'll go find Twilight, and see if I can get her away from the bomb. *Runs downstairs*
Julia: Be careful!

Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There you are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit sa pamamagitan ng the knife*
Brett: Don't you dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed.
Dispatch: Ten-4, we're sending a swat team with a bomb squad.
Brett: *Using magic to activate the bomb*

The timer began at 10:00.

Tim: *Punches Brett's horn off of his head*
Brett: *Stands up, picks up Tim, and kicks him onto the ground*
Twilight: *Gasp* Tim, be careful.
Brett: *Picks up Tim again, and punches him three times.
Tim: *Spits blood onto Brett's face*
Brett: *Punches Tim one madami time, and his glasses break*
Tim: *Looks at his broken glasses, and punches Brett onto the floor*
Brett: Ah! *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Tim: *Dives onto Brett, and makes him drop the gun*
Brett: *Running for the gun*
Tim: *Trips Brett, and runs over him, getting the gun*
Brett: *Pushes Tim down*
Tim: *Turns around and shoots Brett twice in the face*
Twilight: Now quick, defuse this bomb!
Tim: *Looks at the bomb* I'm afraid I don't know how to do that.

Song: link

The swat team and bomb squad arrived.

Julia: Let's go! *Runs inside with the Swat Team and Bomb Squad*
North Koreans: *Firing at Julia and the other ponies*
Swat Team: *Returns fire*
North Korean: *Lets out a Wilhelm Scream as he falls down the stairs to the basement*
Tim: *Spots the North Korean that fell down the stairs*
North Koreans: *Backing down the stairs while shooting at the police ponies*
Police Ponies: *Shooting them*

The song fades away as they all get killed.

Tim: Come on over here, we gotta defuse this bomb!
Bomb Squad Pony: *Arrives, and examines the bomb. He takes the lid off* As I suspected.
Bomb Squad parang buriko 2: Everypony get out of here while we defuse this.
Swat Pony: We'll get everypony upstairs. You two get Twilight to safety.
Tim: No problem. *Frees Twilight*
Twilight: *Stands up* Thank you so much. *Goes upstairs with Tim and Julia*

When they got to their police car, Toby and Red arrived.

Tim: What took you two so long?
Toby: Traffic control on the round freeway.
Red: What happened to your glasses?
Tim: They were broken.
Toby: And what about Brett Flasch?
Tim: He's dead.
Twilight: Oh, that reminds me. Would you and Julia like to sumali me and Toby for hapunan tonight?
Tim: Yeah, what do you say Julia?
Julia: I'd pag-ibig to.

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When you read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Toby & Twilight: *Walking into a restaurant*
Waiter: *Walks them to their table*
Toby & Twilight: *Sees Tim and Julia sitting at their table*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
bahaghari Dash as Julia Rose

Tim & Julia: *Smiling and waving hello*
Toby & Twilight: *Sitting down*
Toby: I have to be honest, I thought you two wouldn't ipakita up until late.
Tim: What makes you say that?
Twilight: Weren't you two looking for a pasko tree?

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Julia: I already got one. Turns out, that a cousin of mine sent me the puno while I was on duty.
Tim: Was it tall and handsome like that parang buriko you were flirting with yesterday?
Julia: The one with the Impala?
Tim: Yeah, that pony.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: *Laughing* You know what he did to you?
Julia: What?
Tim: *Continues laughing* He actually pressed charges against you for sexual harassment.

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Toby & Twilight: Ooh.
Waiter: *Arrives* Are you four ready to order?
Toby: *Looking at Julia blush with embarrasment* Uh, we may need a few madami minutos here.
Tim: *Laughing*

Police cars furnished sa pamamagitan ng Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Julia: All I did was tell him he had a sexy car. How is that sexual harrassment?
Tim: You'll have to ask Captain Jefferson about that tomorrow. He found out about it after you left today.

mga motorsiklo furnished sa pamamagitan ng Kawasaki

Twilight: sa pamamagitan ng the way Julia, you look a lot like one of my friends, bahaghari Dash.
Tim: Hey, she's right, you do.
Julia: I've got no idea what you're talking about.

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting madami than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much Nawawala the only person...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing anime that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That anime is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an anime that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down sa pamamagitan ng the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do susunod on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are you serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't you find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: You will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one madami person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. You mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: You want your reward or not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the kendi store
Tetra:...
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