Penguins of Madagascar Club
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posted by woowie
R for blood and cursing

If u don't like cute kulay-rosas and furry aliens bleeding, I'm warning you- DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!

You're still pagbaba this?

Okay...

Don't say I didn't warn you!
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It was a clear night. There were shooting stars. Everyone was watching them. One bituin was coming right toward the penguins! They got out of the way, but it hit the concrete- hard. It was knocked out, and had cuts, bruises, and blood all over it. They decided to take it inside.

About an oras later, the penguins heard something. "Oh shit. Where the hell am I?" it said. "Hey! We don't use that language here!" Skipper said. "Don't ilipat your leg." Kowalski said.
"Why?"
"It's broken."
"OH SHIT!"
"HEY! Miss Curse-a-lot! What did I say about that language!?" Skipper said. "Geez! Sorry man!" she responded, "Anyways, I'm Kat. I'm Lightopian, which is a type of alien."

"An ALIEN!?" Kowalski said, surprised, "We can't let anyone else see you!"
"Why?"
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Source: YTV Website
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Source: me
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Source: Invention Intervention
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Source: The Red ardilya (Spanish) XD
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posted by KowalSkip9
I Wanna Control You - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't you listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sa pamamagitan ng ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make you mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope you shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if you spot anything you know is a mistake.
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Source: Me/High Moltage
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Source: Penguins Of Madagascar
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Source: Artwork belongs to gumboots42 tumblr
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Source: Dreamworks Animation
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Source: 9GAG
Okay. I just read the artikulo myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if you can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give or take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If you wanted to give a proper review, you should've first ibingiay much more...
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