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posted by woowie
R for blood and cursing

If u don't like cute kulay-rosas and furry aliens bleeding, I'm warning you- DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!

You're still pagbaba this?

Okay...

Don't say I didn't warn you!
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It was a clear night. There were shooting stars. Everyone was watching them. One bituin was coming right toward the penguins! They got out of the way, but it hit the concrete- hard. It was knocked out, and had cuts, bruises, and blood all over it. They decided to take it inside.

About an oras later, the penguins heard something. "Oh shit. Where the hell am I?" it said. "Hey! We don't use that language here!" Skipper said. "Don't ilipat your leg." Kowalski said.
"Why?"
"It's broken."
"OH SHIT!"
"HEY! Miss Curse-a-lot! What did I say about that language!?" Skipper said. "Geez! Sorry man!" she responded, "Anyways, I'm Kat. I'm Lightopian, which is a type of alien."

"An ALIEN!?" Kowalski said, surprised, "We can't let anyone else see you!"
"Why?"
posted by CuteCuddly
'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope you enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time Pagsulat in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell you what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice...
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posted by kivamarie
I woke up the susunod mourning knowing that it is time to find pagkain and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the apoy is still there so it's time for me to look for pagkain and water. pagkain and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for pagkain and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a mangga it's perfect and it's ligtas for me to eat.

so after i grab the mangga I ate the mango. after i ate the mangga i crawl with one leg to look for water....
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So here is an interview I happened to find a while back on one of my profiles and she e-emailed me the code to post it up on my bista sa tagiliran hehe. I am not sure if I still keep in touch with her, but she gave a GREAT interview hehe.
Enjoy!


My Interview with Kowalski - sa pamamagitan ng KoealskiLover







I: I'd like to start off with a hello, how are you today Kowalski?

K.: I..'m doing great



I: Now if you don't mind let's get started on this shall we?

K:Please proceed



I:First of all are you the REAL Kowalski?

K:Yes I am, want me to prove it?



I:Ok, how does it feel to be famous like?

K:Well, we just startd off but we..'re coming...
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posted by sweetyKneul
uy everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope you understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...
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In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, you got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The puno falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked madami like a funeral in my old home, the hayop ng oter habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden malaking kahon had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are you sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....
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Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are you doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)...
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Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lemur or a penguin. There had been a few mga hayop at her past small zoo but she was the only lemur and there was no other mga hayop except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the tuktok of the box. This is what she would be living in for the susunod 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the malaking kahon gently*...
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posted by anna446
one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare kama she sang:

go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from you will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here

as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team sinabi that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?
posted by Kowalski355
Skipper: Kowalski? You ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are you ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, you were experimenting on Ally and….. You kinda blew Ally and yourself up and you both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d you even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and you both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

Skipper: eh.. Oh well… *sits in front of TV...
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Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he sinabi mumbling

"my petsa with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in pag-ibig with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, you really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, you lost, I got the girl skipper, so you Nawawala the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she sinabi as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...
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(story about drama, adventures and friendship, I will change the point of view every chapter)

:::private view:::

I sat, lonely at the tv, some kind of hungry, seeing how skipper drank his coffe, rico was trying to change the lunacorns fighting with me, at the end I let him, but I realy was hungry

"maybe a fishy will change my actitude!" I thought

I went and opened a bottle of sardines, but they didnt taste like they taste, so I wanted to add some sauce - a terrible mistake

I forgot that the sauce was actually truth powder, and I Nawawala control of myself and sinabi 3 things I wish I had never said

"kowalski...
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posted by AgentJazzy00
-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless you want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and sinabi between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but you can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And you girls will have to share two stalls...And...
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posted by Cherpeng
Before sunrise on a beautiful Friday, everyone in the zoo (only the animals) were packed up in the gift tindahan wondering why there was a meeting. Everyone was so excited and chit chatting they didn't hear Skipper yell "QUIET!!" in a very firm tone. Finally, Private screamed in the tuktok of his lungs "BE QUIET SKIPPER WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!" Everyone finally quieted down and looked at Private, then Skipper, then Rico and then Kowalski.

It was quiet for a moment until King Julian yelled "Welcome mga hayop to the King Julian annual gathering!" Skipper slapped himself on the forehead and sinabi "RING...
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Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs misayl launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...
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Greetings! Here is Skipper again and again, I'll always be the narator and the writter of this book anyway. I think this chapter have less action on the fight. Well, this is the last chapter. The story was kinda short. Leave a comment of you want to. Keep your self being honest. If you are being honest, you will gain trust. Thanks for pagbaba and finishing the story!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter IV - The Creature of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

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    We are on our own bunks, still sleeping. But suddenly..."AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!...
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Hello soldiers! Skipper is back and I am now presenting to you the segundo chapter of Providing Pro-vider of The Penguins of Madagascar. So leave a comment if you have a opinion, any opinion. If there's something wrong, tell me. So enjoy, hope you soldiers like it!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter II - Curiosity
Author : Skipper the penguin

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    While we penguins are sleeping, the leamurs are in their bouncy bed, staying awake. The leamurs where curious about us penguins. Julien is thinking of why didn't us penguins...
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"Wh-who are you over there?" asked Private, as the figure approached them. "I am The Digger, a surviving ibong dagat that will cannibalize," sinabi The Digger, licking his beak. "You mean, y-y-you're gonna eat us?!" asked Kowalski in alarm. "Not really, you guys are too thin, say, haven't I seen you around here? Trying to find a way to kill us all?" asked The Digger, taking a grip with his bloody flipper on Kowalski's flipper. The Digger's fishy breath and nasal-sounding voice convinced them that the Digger works in an unclean underground area, eating isda or his own working partners, he wore very...
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Me:hagrid mayfol call me and hermimeo
Hagrid:what
Me:mudblood
Hagrid:*gasp* no he didn't
Me:yes
Harry:what's a mudblood
Hagrid:it's someone you who's parents is it a wizard
Me:well I am pure blooded
Harry:how?
Me:mom and dad
Hagrid:she right Lilly and James potter were wizards and ce to HogWarts
Ron:well what *throws up a slug*
Me:ewwwwww
Hermimeo:my parents aren't wizards
Me:it's alright
At the griffndory house
Me:well what we now is that someone open the chamber
Skipper:the chamber?
Harry:we can go see the chamber in the old girl's bathroom
Me:right but what about moaning myrtle
Ron:right she pretty scarder
Skipper: hello but-
Herminoe:oh don't be a chicken
Skipper:HEY WHAT'S THE CHAMBER
Me:oh sorry the chamber is where something keeps coming from there we don't know what it is or who open it
posted by LifelessPenguin
I think Skipper is hiding something from us all the time. He hasn't talked to us since the mission in the lemur habitat. BUT MAYBE THIS IS THE TIME THAT SOMETHING WILL BE REVEALED. I'm pretty sure about it. I've been saying it all this time in this story.

After that, Skipper set another rendezvous again. He sinabi he will be confessing something to us. Well, that was awkward. Every time Skipper confesses something to us, it is always about that cruel and no-good dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. Maybe he will talk about it or maybe he will not. Let us see later.

Five hours have passed, then, the rendezvous...
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