R for blood and cursing

If u don't like cute kulay-rosas and furry aliens bleeding, I'm warning you- DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!

You're still pagbaba this?

Okay...

Don't say I didn't warn you!
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It was a clear night. There were shooting stars. Everyone was watching them. One bituin was coming right toward the penguins! They got out of the way, but it hit the concrete- hard. It was knocked out, and had cuts, bruises, and blood all over it. They decided to take it inside.

About an oras later, the penguins heard something. "Oh shit. Where the hell am I?" it said. "Hey! We don't use that language here!" Skipper said. "Don't ilipat your leg." Kowalski said.
"Why?"
"It's broken."
"OH SHIT!"
"HEY! Miss Curse-a-lot! What did I say about that language!?" Skipper said. "Geez! Sorry man!" she responded, "Anyways, I'm Kat. I'm Lightopian, which is a type of alien."

"An ALIEN!?" Kowalski said, surprised, "We can't let anyone else see you!"
"Why?"