Penguins of Madagascar Article: That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to edit it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski susunod to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when you find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life sa pamamagitan ng playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins or Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty year-old pakwan in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)

Taurus (maurice)
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again sa pamamagitan ng your explosive tendicies
Your pag-ibig life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away

Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of presa Quik

Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much madami talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts susunod week

Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that puno again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

"That's you horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.

Icicle1penguin likes this

JediPenguin16 I didn't change some of them becuase they already fit the character .

Penguinangel I'm Mort. :3 Um... real quick, what's Oku-Land? A video game? Well, anyway, wish meh luck, cuz appearantly I'm going to be tied to the back of a bus. Hey, maybe it'll take me to the Central Park Zoo!

rebcam13 I'm Rico! Whooooooooot!

jackandjill2 I'm Skipper! Cool! Except the sign itself doesn't describe him in the least, we're supposed to be super artsy ;) And it's alright that my appendix is supposed to burst... I had that taken out at birth!

musicluv15 I'm....Fred. ...Well this sucks. (Note: If you don't know, I just don't like Fred one bit.)

SPKR689 O_O im....JULIEN!?!?!?!?!?! *throws a fit* IM THE LORD OF DANCE!!?!?!?!?! I DONT DANCE!! -.- tell me this is just for fun cuz mine aint true...except for the stay away from otters part

Spi_Kat_Penguin I'm Marlene!!! Yay!!!!! -Kat

fun123fun @musicluv i know im not so happy with my resluts i got phil and mason

Just61331 I'm... Marlene? I DON'T WANT MY HEAD IMPALED ON A STICK! TT-TT

JediPenguin16 I actualy have no idea what the "signs" stand for for personality wise, and I frankly don't care. So IDK of the difference between a gemini or a leo. XD ... Ya know, I didn't make this so people could say they were "fred" or whatever, I was just matching the lyrics to the characters personalities, but it is kinda funny that know y'all think your gonna have these horrible things happen to you. ;) (ps-Me? I never bother with Horoscopes. In my own opinion, I'd rather not believe a bunch of stars and planets control my destiny by the way they move. But hey, think what ya' want. XD)

JediPenguin16 Oh, and btw- the Okuland reference was to the episode friend in a box. I never heard the name of the game Mort was playing, but I heard the name of the character, so I named it myself.

Icicle1penguin ...Dude, I'm scorpio. (Officer X? INSULT!) Lol, but what you wrote there, I likey. XD

Penguinangel @JediPenguin16: Oh, that's clever. And now that I think of it, I do think that I remember Mort calling the little videogame guy Oku.

SJF_Penguin2 I've heard Weird Al's original before, and this is an interesting adaptation. The one for Private I especially like since I picture him as having only recently begun to drive. The part regarding not "shov[ing] a roll of duct tape up your nose" I could also see modified for Kowalski: "Don't let Rockgut shove a six-pound halibut up your left nostril for letting the Red Squirrel escape." As for horoscopes themselves, I don't believe them. If I happen across them in the newspaper I might take a look just for the fun of it, but they rarely ever relate. Sometimes I think the only two qualifications you need to be a horoscope writer are talent at writing and ownership of a telescope. Whether or not you can even tell the moon from Jupiter is not important.

nikkiecloe im....OFFICER X!!!!!!!!!IM SCORPIUS!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ooohh ima sme as icicle :D

PenguinCrazy14 Hahaha!! I'm a Leo!!! That means I'm...Kowalski! Yes!! EPIC WIN!! Plus, I totally would eat some tuna-flavored Jello (cause I love both tuna and Jello) and drink some Strawberry...Quik? What, is that strawberry milk? If so, then I'm totally there. About the photocopying my butt and stapling it to Skipper's face...yeah, probably that too. But I'm not in anyway surprised I got Kowalski. :D

xDark_Angelx I rarely read horoscopes, but a POM one is the exception. However, I regret it. Being a Capricorn, I got Fred. I KNOW I'm smarter than him, at least. Plus, I never trust horoscopes, period. Most would say "someone with a crush on you will make a move" or something along the lines of that. So far, the air is still around me when it comes to guys except for a few of my guy friends. Also, just a random note; trees don't have windows or doors...just a little hole. X]

BirdG Marlene - how mean is that?! Okay, they're all not quite friendly futures.... I'm glad, I'm Julien - that's still a nice fortune...

hanz1192 What?! I got Officer X? That sucks.

fox_tamer_113 ... I'm fred... This sucks... >_< Sure Fred is funny, but... I'm smart! I'm the 2ND smartest person in Geometry and Trigonometry! This horoscope is funny, but I just don't like my result... -_-

egel_0507 I'm Officer X!?! Ughh... The horoscope is kind of okay, but i'm not pretty much of a fan of Officer X.

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posted by legendary7

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posted by mostar1219

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posted by mostar1219

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posted by mostar1219

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posted by mostar1219

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posted by legendary7

araw 3
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"I know, but you have to believe me! I saw it. I saw them!" Kowalski exclaimed.
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posted by legendary7

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posted by Metallica1147

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posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

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posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

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posted by peacebaby7

OK, so I'm really bored, so I decided to just do something random. So I started rhyming. My poem is probably lame, I know. Whattaya gonna do? Well, here goes...

PoM is so rockin' & cool
It makes me laugh so hard I look like a fool
I think about it all the time
To not like the ipakita would be a crime

I think about it while I'm sleeping
I think about it while I'm awake
When a new ipakita doesn't come on I start weeping
How long do I have to wait?

Skipper, the leader, is really hard core
But he still has a soft spot
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posted by legendary7

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posted by ricoiswsome

One araw in the central park zoo a new ibong dagat arrived in the ibong dagat habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did you leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome lobo my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do you know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
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posted by KowalskiRocks

Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few segundos later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...

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posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view:
I am surronded sa pamamagitan ng pearly walls and a gruff, harsh voice comes from outside the solid barrier, followed sa pamamagitan ng an angelic, softspoken voice that I would never forget or regret hearing. So anxious to break out, I squirm and push madami than I had ever done so before.
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The heavenly voice calls out to me....

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posted by CuteCuddly

I want to make this the last chapter, so it'll be pretty long. :)

*Private's PoV*

I can't sleep. I'm too worried about CC. She's been in a coma for hours and I fear Kowalski can't wake her up.

I climb out of my bunk and see that Skippah's is empty too. I look all over the HQ for him, only to find him on the island up top.

"Skippah?" I call. He turns and sees me.
"Private? What are you doing out of bed?" he asks, as I sit down susunod to him.
"I was about to ask you the same thing," I reply.
"I can't sleep."
"Neither can I."

We sit in silince for a moment.
"I'm not sure what I'd do if CC doesn't wake up,"...

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posted by KingJulienXIII

Once upon the times, in the sweet sweet country of Madagascar, during the reign of King Julien VI, there lived a sifaka lemur named Larry. Larry was a very picky kind of guy, MUCH unlike me, the king. He had to have everything his way. This made him not have as many mga kaibigan as I have, and made him much less loved than me.

One day, it was raining, and Larry did not like the rain. He wanted it to stop raining. Obviously. So, he was going to MAKE it stop raining. While other lemurs praised the Sky Spirit of Weather for the sweet rain that made the mangga trees grow, Larry decided he would be showing...

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posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: uy you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your ibong dagat mga kaibigan still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and maasim sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

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Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces sinabi it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Tale of a puwang squid, chapter 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the puwang squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, or whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the puwang squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if you haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......