Penguins of Madagascar Article: That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to edit it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski susunod to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when you find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life sa pamamagitan ng playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins or Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty year-old pakwan in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)

Taurus (maurice)
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again sa pamamagitan ng your explosive tendicies
Your pag-ibig life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away

Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of presa Quik

Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much madami talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts susunod week

Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that puno again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

"That's you horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.

Icicle1penguin likes this

JediPenguin16 I didn't change some of them becuase they already fit the character .

Penguinangel I'm Mort. :3 Um... real quick, what's Oku-Land? A video game? Well, anyway, wish meh luck, cuz appearantly I'm going to be tied to the back of a bus. Hey, maybe it'll take me to the Central Park Zoo!

rebcam13 I'm Rico! Whooooooooot!

jackandjill2 I'm Skipper! Cool! Except the sign itself doesn't describe him in the least, we're supposed to be super artsy ;) And it's alright that my appendix is supposed to burst... I had that taken out at birth!

musicluv15 I'm....Fred. ...Well this sucks. (Note: If you don't know, I just don't like Fred one bit.)

SPKR689 O_O im....JULIEN!?!?!?!?!?! *throws a fit* IM THE LORD OF DANCE!!?!?!?!?! I DONT DANCE!! -.- tell me this is just for fun cuz mine aint true...except for the stay away from otters part

Spi_Kat_Penguin I'm Marlene!!! Yay!!!!! -Kat

fun123fun @musicluv i know im not so happy with my resluts i got phil and mason

Just61331 I'm... Marlene? I DON'T WANT MY HEAD IMPALED ON A STICK! TT-TT

JediPenguin16 I actualy have no idea what the "signs" stand for for personality wise, and I frankly don't care. So IDK of the difference between a gemini or a leo. XD ... Ya know, I didn't make this so people could say they were "fred" or whatever, I was just matching the lyrics to the characters personalities, but it is kinda funny that know y'all think your gonna have these horrible things happen to you. ;) (ps-Me? I never bother with Horoscopes. In my own opinion, I'd rather not believe a bunch of stars and planets control my destiny by the way they move. But hey, think what ya' want. XD)

JediPenguin16 Oh, and btw- the Okuland reference was to the episode friend in a box. I never heard the name of the game Mort was playing, but I heard the name of the character, so I named it myself.

Icicle1penguin ...Dude, I'm scorpio. (Officer X? INSULT!) Lol, but what you wrote there, I likey. XD

Penguinangel @JediPenguin16: Oh, that's clever. And now that I think of it, I do think that I remember Mort calling the little videogame guy Oku.

SJF_Penguin2 I've heard Weird Al's original before, and this is an interesting adaptation. The one for Private I especially like since I picture him as having only recently begun to drive. The part regarding not "shov[ing] a roll of duct tape up your nose" I could also see modified for Kowalski: "Don't let Rockgut shove a six-pound halibut up your left nostril for letting the Red Squirrel escape." As for horoscopes themselves, I don't believe them. If I happen across them in the newspaper I might take a look just for the fun of it, but they rarely ever relate. Sometimes I think the only two qualifications you need to be a horoscope writer are talent at writing and ownership of a telescope. Whether or not you can even tell the moon from Jupiter is not important.

nikkiecloe im....OFFICER X!!!!!!!!!IM SCORPIUS!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ooohh ima sme as icicle :D

PenguinCrazy14 Hahaha!! I'm a Leo!!! That means I'm...Kowalski! Yes!! EPIC WIN!! Plus, I totally would eat some tuna-flavored Jello (cause I love both tuna and Jello) and drink some Strawberry...Quik? What, is that strawberry milk? If so, then I'm totally there. About the photocopying my butt and stapling it to Skipper's face...yeah, probably that too. But I'm not in anyway surprised I got Kowalski. :D

xDark_Angelx I rarely read horoscopes, but a POM one is the exception. However, I regret it. Being a Capricorn, I got Fred. I KNOW I'm smarter than him, at least. Plus, I never trust horoscopes, period. Most would say "someone with a crush on you will make a move" or something along the lines of that. So far, the air is still around me when it comes to guys except for a few of my guy friends. Also, just a random note; trees don't have windows or doors...just a little hole. X]

BirdG Marlene - how mean is that?! Okay, they're all not quite friendly futures.... I'm glad, I'm Julien - that's still a nice fortune...

hanz1192 What?! I got Officer X? That sucks.

fox_tamer_113 ... I'm fred... This sucks... >_< Sure Fred is funny, but... I'm smart! I'm the 2ND smartest person in Geometry and Trigonometry! This horoscope is funny, but I just don't like my result... -_-

egel_0507 I'm Officer X!?! Ughh... The horoscope is kind of okay, but i'm not pretty much of a fan of Officer X.

Tale of a puwang squid, chapter 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the puwang squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, or whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the puwang squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if you haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......

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The legend of the Crystal palkon Island *Chapter 2*

posted by SkippX101

*Hey guys! This is a 2-way article, so me and cattoy10 are taking turns Pagsulat this! Enjoy...*

Skipper was lying on his back, Rico on his side, Kowalski on his stomach and Private's beak was stuck in the sea-sand. A wave crashed over them, as the wave moved back, all their eyes were open and red. Skipper had seaweed on his head (looks like hair XD). "Ahhh...Where are we?" Skipper asked, getting up. "I Dunno, it looks like some sort of *gasp*" All the penguins beaks fell open, they had landed in an island paradise. It lush, green ... and silent, Skipper immediately recognised the silence. "Where...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"Wait?.. So you think that the lemurs and the rest of the penguins have been kidnapped?"asked Marlene who was almost completely out of breath. Her and Skipper were racing back to the zoo, they were at a internet Cafe downloading music, but Skipper's gut sinabi that they should be elswhere.
"I don't think Marlene. I know."said Skipper who was about 10 metres ahead of her. First they went to the HQ. No sign of Rico, but there were traces that he was there. "Look, my herrings!Im gonna kill that regurgitating gut." sinabi Skipper, picking up one half-eaten fish."OK, so you were right about Rico, mybe...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If you see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the ibong dagat habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can you make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, you have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...

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mother sa pamamagitan ng accident chapter 1: the marlene puno

posted by andresandru

"OMG MARLENE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING! YOU CAME BACK AT 1:00 AM!" Arlene shouted, shaking her brom towards marlene, she wore a close to clean

"come one mom!" marlene excused tired to her cousin, who now became her mother through a serie of events relly weird, that even made her fall in pag-ibig with skipper, all for kowalski's new invention: the family-roots-inator!

it all started a araw ago, Saturday, 10:00 am, Skipper pulled marlene and arlene as private ran with mandy towards the base, they needed to try kowalski's new invention the family-bot-sti, no no, the familly- broots-sator, no, no, well, you...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 2: Super Secret Spy!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.

Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

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Honeymoon Mayhem!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo. Lilly and Skipper had just gotten married the night before, and now they were heading off to their Honeymoon in Africa! (They wanted to say hi to some old mga kaibigan too.) ;D ! "Skipper! Im SO excited to finally be going away!" Lilly sinabi cheerfully as she packed her purple duffle bag. "Skipper? SKIPPER!?" Skipper didn't hear her because he was too busy trying to stuff his suitcase with flamethrowers, mga baril and other weapons of mass destruction.....Typical Skipper! "Im sorry Lilly, I just wanna make sure were ligtas on our honeymoon." Skipper replied,...

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Rejoice for the Black bituin Chapter 3: Origin of The Colony

posted by 67Dodge

"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice sombrero were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," sinabi Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," sinabi Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins pag-awit some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed sa pamamagitan ng repeating gitara frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring you to your knees
It will make you beg for madami until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But you like what you see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what you need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Harry potter meets pom part 3

posted by alex356

Harry:well now we know who you-
Me:should we go to kama
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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susunod moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f you ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling you mayfol is going to get you in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone you don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see you griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a fanpop near you

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Harry potter meets pom part2

posted by alex356

Hagrid:um Alex do you know this penguins?
Me:um yes
Harry: Alex who are they
Me:I'll tell you at the house
At the house
Skipper:I am sorry Alex
Me:I'll get expell from HogWarts
Dumdbdor comes
Dumdblor:look it's okay that there here
Me:but-
Dumdblor:I sinabi it's alright
Harry:so who are they
Me: this is skipper,kowalski,private and Rico
Hermieno:oh private spool cute
Private:*blush*
Skipper:I am sorry
Me:it's alright skipper
Ron:well I think there better then scabbers
Me:yes,yes they are

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Lilly's sister!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly and Crystal sat in the HQ for atleast a good hour, talking. Mabey Crystal has changed for the better after all, and Lilly knew it. She was now closer to her sister than she ever was, and it's all thanks to Skipper! "Do you wanna hang out with me and my friend Marlene tonight? Im gonna bring some snowcones to her place." Lilly sinabi happily. "Sure. Sounds fun!" Crystal replied. Then, Lilly hugged her. She hadn't actually 'hugged' her sister in years. "Im gonna get them now. Be back soon!" Lilly sinabi as she waved goodbye to her sis.
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SOON...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 5: Alive Again!

posted by jackandjill2

Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much madami carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened sa pamamagitan ng entering a password on the keypad - a password only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he Nawawala confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...

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Back to december-Popcorn pag-awit to Kowalski after a fight. and my other characters

posted by Amberpet

pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad you made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time you saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me mga rosas and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing that I'd realized...

A pasko Surprise: Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

A pasko Surprise
Chapter 1: Guess whose coming?

It's an early cold morning in the Central Park zoo, and in the hayop ng oter habitat Brandon is just waking up. While Marlene is cleaning her habitat like a neat freak.

"Marlene, what are doing?"

"Cleaning!"

"Why are you cleaning? pasko isn't until this Saturday."

"I know but I got a message from my parents saying that they will be here tomorrow!"

"Your parents?"

"Yeah why?"

Brandon didn't say anything for a few minute, but then he explained.

"I… never knew my parents."

"You didn't? I thought your parents lived with you back at your old zoo."

"No, I have...

Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 2

posted by jackandjill2

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was Pagsulat up his daily ulat to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide sa pamamagitan ng zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a kendi store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

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A segundo chance for pag-ibig (chapter 5)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

The susunod night Skipper and Brandon was getting everything ready, Skipper was tuning his guitar, and Brandon was getting the rest of the oysters. Once everything was ready Brandon went inside the cave to go get Marlene.

“Hey Marlene, I have a little surprise for you.”

“What is it?”

“Come with me but cover your eyes.”

“Why do I have to cover my eyes?”

“Just cover them and fallow me Marlene.”

So Marlene and Brandon both went outside. Brandon was holding her arms so wouldn’t be bumping in to anything...

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Unexpected pag-ibig - Chapter Six: Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning

posted by dsprtpenguin

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, you can't be serious." he whispered.

"Oh, you bet I am serious." I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow.

"You can't be together." Finn said.

"Give me two reasons why." I frowned.

"One. You're a mammal and he's a bird," Finn paused. "Two. Skipper looks like one of those mga hayop who'll just break your heart."

"Well, is that bad? What if he isn't one of those guys? What? Are you a racist against Skipper now? I thought you guys were friends?" I snapped.

"It's not bad and I hope he's not one of those guys and no he's not a racist and yes we are friends." Finn reacted as...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter Two

posted by Pluma

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No madami prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

A ibong dagat pag-ibig Story part 4

posted by Shadowpenguin

Private looked at his feet. "How long did Skippa say to stand out here?" He asked dully. Rico shrugged. "Dunno," Kowalski remembered. "Until he gave the call," Private looked up and stared and the entrance hatch and looked back down. "What do you suppose they are doing down there?" Kowalski and Rico shrugged.

Pluma sat down and took a deep breath. Skipper looked at her. "Well, go on. It could NOT be that bad!" Pluma licked her beak nervously. "I'm REALLY bad at it," She explained. Skipper reached out and took her flipper. "It's okay," He said. Pluma smiled faintly. "Okay then,"

"I forgot the...