Penguins of Madagascar Article: That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to edit it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski susunod to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when you find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life sa pamamagitan ng playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins or Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty year-old pakwan in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)

Taurus (maurice)
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again sa pamamagitan ng your explosive tendicies
Your pag-ibig life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away

Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of presa Quik

Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much madami talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts susunod week

Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that puno again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

"That's you horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.

Icicle1penguin likes this

JediPenguin16 I didn't change some of them becuase they already fit the character .

Penguinangel I'm Mort. :3 Um... real quick, what's Oku-Land? A video game? Well, anyway, wish meh luck, cuz appearantly I'm going to be tied to the back of a bus. Hey, maybe it'll take me to the Central Park Zoo!

rebcam13 I'm Rico! Whooooooooot!

jackandjill2 I'm Skipper! Cool! Except the sign itself doesn't describe him in the least, we're supposed to be super artsy ;) And it's alright that my appendix is supposed to burst... I had that taken out at birth!

musicluv15 I'm....Fred. ...Well this sucks. (Note: If you don't know, I just don't like Fred one bit.)

SPKR689 O_O im....JULIEN!?!?!?!?!?! *throws a fit* IM THE LORD OF DANCE!!?!?!?!?! I DONT DANCE!! -.- tell me this is just for fun cuz mine aint true...except for the stay away from otters part

Spi_Kat_Penguin I'm Marlene!!! Yay!!!!! -Kat

fun123fun @musicluv i know im not so happy with my resluts i got phil and mason

Just61331 I'm... Marlene? I DON'T WANT MY HEAD IMPALED ON A STICK! TT-TT

JediPenguin16 I actualy have no idea what the "signs" stand for for personality wise, and I frankly don't care. So IDK of the difference between a gemini or a leo. XD ... Ya know, I didn't make this so people could say they were "fred" or whatever, I was just matching the lyrics to the characters personalities, but it is kinda funny that know y'all think your gonna have these horrible things happen to you. ;) (ps-Me? I never bother with Horoscopes. In my own opinion, I'd rather not believe a bunch of stars and planets control my destiny by the way they move. But hey, think what ya' want. XD)

JediPenguin16 Oh, and btw- the Okuland reference was to the episode friend in a box. I never heard the name of the game Mort was playing, but I heard the name of the character, so I named it myself.

Icicle1penguin ...Dude, I'm scorpio. (Officer X? INSULT!) Lol, but what you wrote there, I likey. XD

Penguinangel @JediPenguin16: Oh, that's clever. And now that I think of it, I do think that I remember Mort calling the little videogame guy Oku.

SJF_Penguin2 I've heard Weird Al's original before, and this is an interesting adaptation. The one for Private I especially like since I picture him as having only recently begun to drive. The part regarding not "shov[ing] a roll of duct tape up your nose" I could also see modified for Kowalski: "Don't let Rockgut shove a six-pound halibut up your left nostril for letting the Red Squirrel escape." As for horoscopes themselves, I don't believe them. If I happen across them in the newspaper I might take a look just for the fun of it, but they rarely ever relate. Sometimes I think the only two qualifications you need to be a horoscope writer are talent at writing and ownership of a telescope. Whether or not you can even tell the moon from Jupiter is not important.

nikkiecloe im....OFFICER X!!!!!!!!!IM SCORPIUS!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ooohh ima sme as icicle :D

PenguinCrazy14 Hahaha!! I'm a Leo!!! That means I'm...Kowalski! Yes!! EPIC WIN!! Plus, I totally would eat some tuna-flavored Jello (cause I love both tuna and Jello) and drink some Strawberry...Quik? What, is that strawberry milk? If so, then I'm totally there. About the photocopying my butt and stapling it to Skipper's face...yeah, probably that too. But I'm not in anyway surprised I got Kowalski. :D

xDark_Angelx I rarely read horoscopes, but a POM one is the exception. However, I regret it. Being a Capricorn, I got Fred. I KNOW I'm smarter than him, at least. Plus, I never trust horoscopes, period. Most would say "someone with a crush on you will make a move" or something along the lines of that. So far, the air is still around me when it comes to guys except for a few of my guy friends. Also, just a random note; trees don't have windows or doors...just a little hole. X]

BirdG Marlene - how mean is that?! Okay, they're all not quite friendly futures.... I'm glad, I'm Julien - that's still a nice fortune...

hanz1192 What?! I got Officer X? That sucks.

fox_tamer_113 ... I'm fred... This sucks... >_< Sure Fred is funny, but... I'm smart! I'm the 2ND smartest person in Geometry and Trigonometry! This horoscope is funny, but I just don't like my result... -_-

egel_0507 I'm Officer X!?! Ughh... The horoscope is kind of okay, but i'm not pretty much of a fan of Officer X.

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Pezz despencer Skipper

added by theWOLFPACK15

Source: google

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Uhh...What?

added by SJ_waddles

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OH NOEZ!!!

added by madam_vira

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It makes me look polka-dotty!

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Goodbye Private Chapter 2: A mapait Arguement

posted by legendary7

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, you don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, you were the one who sinabi I was exendable. Why do you care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper sinabi calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than you do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

FanFiction for Mostar1219

posted by Saori14

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Go to this address if you want to request a FanFiction from me. Now, onto the actual FanFiction:

Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper pamagat at the end. M rated, so if you don't like lemons click away or don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The hayop ng oter Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now tahanan to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 2nd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with ulang minion throwing isda in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

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What happened Skipper...?

posted by SkippX101

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his mga manika hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask you this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did you end up being who you are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his mga manika head off sa pamamagitan ng pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his mga kaibigan take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, you guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and mga kaibigan will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in nagyelo tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what...

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 1

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

It was a beautiful summer araw at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out sa pamamagitan ng the hundreds. It was another typical araw for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

“Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...

My Review of "Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"

posted by athanlao93

Gut Instinct: Every araw at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo mga hayop treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a mangga pit that came from the lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, or is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! The Winner of Zoo Idol Attacked sa pamamagitan ng Fangirls.

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I'm Pagsulat an paparazzi scene with Kowalski as he being the winner of Zoo Idol. Enjoy!

"Kowalski?" Skipper asked. "Why is there a big crowd of fangirls outside our home?"
"Uhhhh......" Kowalski replied. "That might be
because I won Zoo Idol."
Skipper was shocked. "Why did you enter that competition???"
"Because a ton of people think I have a good tenor voice and wanted me to enter."
"KOWALSKI!!!!" Skipper yelled.
"Ooh. They want me to sign autographs. And one fangirl is Doris!!!! I'M COMING DORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Skipper groaned.
"Skipper? Why are there girls screaming outside our house?" Private asked.
"Ask Kowalski."

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The ibong dagat Zone Episode 2: To serve lemur

posted by 67Dodge

Author's note: I know it's been like, forever, since I've written madami of this Twilight Zone-POM crossover. I'm really sorry, you see, the paper that I write the rough draft of each chapter got caught in the rain, so I Nawawala 65 days of work!!! This is Episode 2, Episode 1 being about the plane and the gremlin. *talks like Rod Serling* Here, we have the most credulous sight of all, the place is Madagascar, 1965. A rising king and his loyal followers are claiming power, when a surprise visitor arrived. Julien, the king, Maurice the diplomat, and Mort the bad secretary. The newcomers have travelled...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

Shocked was the only word that could describe Kowalski's expression.
(Dr. Blowhole wants to kill Skipper! If I don't agree to his plan, I'll either be devoured sa pamamagitan ng Chromeclaw 2 or be killed sa pamamagitan ng his ulang minions. If I do agree, I'll be let free from the trap I'm stuck in.... that can be my chance to get out of here.)
Kowalski put on an evil smile. "I agree to the offer Blowhole, Skipper betrayed me and he needs a small lecture on deceiving others. I only need you to unwrap...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island
    *Sniff, sniff*
    (Sea salt, rollercoaster grease and all-beef franks?)
    Kowalski quickly stood up, still half-asleep, and looked around. He moved a step closer to baybayin to get a better view and tripped over something small. He picked it up, "A crushed soda can?"
    Kowalski realized he had washed up onto Coney Island based on the colorful machines and the carousel, and with this he also remembered yesterday's drama. Skipper's betrayal,...

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The ibong dagat Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet part 2

posted by 67Dodge

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man or something on the wing, some....thing,' sinabi Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

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Why Kowalski and Rico belong together. ( Don't read, it's really stupid and boring)

posted by EmoCupCake

Me and Penguin11 are in a little...argument. She think SHE belongs with Kowalski...but you know. I don't think that's true! Kowalski belongs with Rico! We are each making artikulo on who we think should win for the pick we have up. Read both of ours, then go vote!

Reason 1: Their friendship. Kowalski and Rico have been mga kaibigan for, like, FOREVER. Wouldn't it be so easy to transition into something more?

Reason 2: Their work well together. Rico is like Kowalskis right hand man. If Kowalski needs anything to do an experiment, who is gonna have it tucked away in his belly? Rico of course! And also,...

A segundo Chance - Life

posted by ggreen7295

Chapter 1: A depressing end, and an even madami depressing beginning

Life

Birth

Animation

Every living thing lives to strive in life. To experience danger, and pag-ibig and to gain wisdom to pass on to an new generation. In life there are hopes and dreams, adventure and exploring, and danger. But at some point of live there is death, is it of old age? Murder? Suicide?

A boy was fiddling his thumbs as his mother was driving down a burol toward an intersection, when they both stopped the light was still red. The two was about to visit the boy's grandmother in Boston. Nothing of any significance were wondering...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 6

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Skipper followed Maurice to the lemur exhibit, where Julien was standing on tuktok of the plastic volcano. Standing around underneath him were various animals, most of which were looking confused or simply bored. Julien was looking slightly nervous, especially when he saw Skipper arrive. As Julien glanced around the crowd, Maurice left Skipper and walked up to the base of the bulkan and rapped on it three times with his fist.

“Order!” he sinabi authoritatively like a judge. “Now presenting King Julien with an…important announcement. It better be, for all the trouble I had to go through to...