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An inhabitant of Mount Jory, Paramatta, was believed to be dead. his supposed remains were about to be committed, when a mourning relative startled the bystanders sa pamamagitan ng exclaiming, "I must see my father once more; something tells me he is not dead!" the coffin was thereupon opened and found to contain a living inmate.



In May, 1864, a man died very suddenly at a hospital in the state of New York, and as the doctors could not explain the cause of death they resolved upon a post-mortem examination, but when they made the first cut with the knife, the supposed dead man jumped up and grasped the doctor's throat. the doctor was terrified, and died of apoplexy on the spot, but the "dead man" recovered fully.



On November 1, 1992, Roberta Jones, a 68-year-old Seattle, Washington, woman suffering from colon cancer was pronounced dead sa pamamagitan ng emergency medical technicians after her cold body was found without a detectable heartbeat. She had no pulse and was not breathing. Her body was taken to the Columbia Funeral tahanan where an employee noticed that the "corpse" was breathing. She was immediately taken to Harborview Medical Center where she died less than two days later.



A five-year-old child who died and later awoke in a waiting mortuary, was found sa pamamagitan ng attendants "playing with the white mga rosas which had been placed on it's shroud." When a mortuary aide brought the child home, however, the child's mother, in mourning, collapsed and died "of fright."
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It's a book. I'll keep writing.
                  P. 1
             THE CLANS
MEADOW: Enemies: Mountain, Desert•Friends: Water•Rules: see page two.

MOUNTAIN: Enemies: Meadow, Desert•Friends: Forest•Rules: Must walk up the trail on the mountain. see page two.

WATER: Enemies: Desert•Friends: Ice, Meadow•Rules: mga kuting learn to swim. see page two.

FOREST: Enemies: Desert• Friends: Mountain•Rules: see page two.

ICE: Enemies: Desert•Friends: Water•Rules: see page two.

DESERT: Enemies: Mountain, Ice, Meadow, Water, Forest•Friends: None•Rules: see page two.
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( PLEASE note that i dont dislike these people i just find the stuff they do Annoying please dont take any offence to any of these if one of them is you)
1) People who wear size 5 shoes.
2) People who make a stupid face when they don't understand something, and who consequently are making a stupid face all the time.
3) The people who got picked first for sports teams in elementary school.
4) People with annoying voices.
5) People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible ulap of it all around them.
6) People who constantly drive at 70 km/h, whether the actual speed is 50 or...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Oily skin is the hardest to take care of, especially when you are teen and prone to breakouts.

Today we are going to share with you how to treat oily skin with a cheap and easy product: cucumber.

Many people don't know it, but cucumber calms, cleans and gives valuable nutrients to skin.

If you have red skin patches, acne, oily skin or blackheads, cucumber can help.

How? Write down this cucumber wash recipe and use it alongside your regular facial cleansers.
Liquify a cucumber in a blender or pagkain processor along with one glass of non-fat milk. Blend with the peel and all because the peel has the most vitamins. Then, with a cotton ball, apply the mix to your face, especially in problems areas. Let the mix do its magic for 15 minutos and then remove it with warm water.

Always remember that after a treatment such as this you need to wash your face with facial soap and apply your moisturizer.
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posted by Ownzer493
*walk**walk**walk**stop* "You Hear that?"
"It's..................Butter...............Time!"
"It's mantikilya Time?"
"I guess."

"way.......way...........way..."

"way way way?"

"I dunno"

" Hey!It's Coming from over here!"

"Penut......Time!....Butter.....Time! Penut mantikilya halaya Time Penut Butt halaya Time!"

"WHAT THE HECK OMG WTF PWN DA NOOB!!!!!!!"

*brow raised*

*sound of pistol*

*Banana Pain*

"Oh Crap"

"HE KILLED saging MAN!"

"ITS PENUT mantikilya halaya TIME!!!"

"no he's alive"

"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


THE END
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now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this upuan empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: uy baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services...
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posted by madening_mahem
I hate people who annoy other people because they think it's funny.
I hate that smell of "fresh clean" and death in hospitals.
I hate Doctors offices.
I hate needles.
I hate haters.
I hate blood tests.
I hate how anxious I can get.
I hate how I can get so intoxicated just from the smell of oranges.
I hate how much I pag-ibig chocolate.
I hate when I have artist's block.
I hate when I'm bored.
I hate rejection.
I hate how life can be a bitch.
I hate it when people tell me something I already know, and they demand my attention because they think it's important when it's not.
I hate all but 5 laws of authority....
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Source: Text Message... seriously
here is what i got so far:
It had been the Third time we sat in these chairs.
the third time people sent us back.
Next to me my brother Aiden was drumming his hands nervously.
He didnt really like this place Nor did i, at that exact moment the door creaked open and in came Mr. Pond.
he was a tall thin man that wore glasses and right now was looking frustrated and annoyed.
he gave a small sigh and said"You promised me you guys would try."

"Mr. Pond we did try! we swear we-"

"Olivia! If you had tryed there house woldnt have looked like a torrnado went through it!"
I bit my lip. He got me there...
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