The three little pigs (edited version)
Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lobo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do you want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." ang sumagot Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are you doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as she looks at Jessica.
"I agree with Dakota." Adds Kelsey.
"Ok, ok..Anyway, what do you guys want?"
"We just wanted to make sure you were ok." Says Kelsey.
"I'm fine, just really bored so I decided to make some traps."
Immidately after Jessica finneshed her sentance, Gibby jumps out from behind a tree.
"Haha! Your traps wont work now because I know where they all are!" Says Gibby with a smart attitude.
Suddenly, Dakota hits Gibby in the head with a huge puno branch.
"Suck on that b*tch!"
Both Kelsey and Jessica are standing there just looking at Dakota.
"Damn..I didn't see that comeing." Says Jessica.
Gibby slowly gets up while rubbing his head.
"What the f*ck just happened?"
Kelsey grabs the branch from Dakota and starts beating Gibby with it.
"Die you son of a b*tch! Die!" Yells Kelsey.
"Wow.. Your a psycopathic b*tch!" Says Jessica.
"Yes, yes I am." Kelsey says while laughing.
They all stand there and wait for Gibby to wake up.
"Lets beat him with another stick!" Suggests Dakota.
"No, I have a better idea." Jessica says while smiling evily.
"What do you want to do then?" Asks Kelsey.
Jessica starts digging a hole and when she is done she tells Dakota to put Gibby in the hole.
"Ok, So instead of beating him with a stick you want to put him in a hole?" Asks Dakota.
"Hmmmm..... Yeah that's a stupid idea... Oh! I have another idea!" Exclaims Jessica.
"What is it?" Asks Kelsey.
Somehow with Jessica's magical pig powers, They all appear on tuktok of the Empire state building. Dakota looks down over the edge of the building.
"Holy sh*t! We're really far up!"
"Yeah yeah, Now shut up and help me." Says Jessica.
Dakota and Jessica ilipat Gibby onto the edge of the roof top.
"Ok, Now we just wait for him to wake up and we push him off." Says Jessica while smiling evily.
"Oh my god, Jessica you have some serious mental problems." Says Kelsey as she stares at Jessica.
"Well I figured since he's trying to kill us, We should kill him first." Says Jessica.
"Good point." Adds Dakota.
"Exactly." Says Jessica.
Five minutos later... Gibby wakes up and see's that he is on the edge of a building.
"Oh my f*cking god! Where the f*ck am I?!"
"We're on tuktok of the Empire state building." Says Jessica, Looking at him evily.
"Why are we uphere?" He asks with a scared tone.
Jessica pushes him off the edge and watches him fall to his death.
"That's why." She says while laughing.
Kelsey and Dakota slowly start to back away from their mentaly insane friend. Then Jessica quickly turns around and see's them leaving.
"Where do you think you're going?" She asks.
"You're f*cking crazy! We're done with this sh*t!" Yells Kelsey.
Jessica glares at Kelsey.
"Call me crazy..One madami time." Jessica says with an angry look.
"You...Are...A...F*cking...Crazy...B*tch!" Says Kelsey.
Dakota slips away while Kelsey and Jessica are argueing.
"That's it!" Jessica yells, pushing Kelsey off the building.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
Jessica looks down and laughs as Kelsey lands on a car. Then she turns around to see that Dakota was gone.
"Oh my f*cking god! Jessica has gone f*cking insane!" Yells Dakota while running away.
Jessica starts chasing Dakota but looses her.
"What the f*ck.. Where did she go?" Asks Jessica.
Jessica walks past a trash can and all of a sudden, Dakota stands up and beats Jessica with a pop-tart.
"Die you psyco b*tch!" Yells Dakota.
She stands there holding a bloody pop-tart and stares at Jessica's dead body.
"I hope you burn in hell..." Mutters Dakota.
The End...?
This story was created sa pamamagitan ng Dylan Carter.
Characters are Dakota Klesen, Kelsey Estes, Nick Curto (Gibby) and Jessica Carter
Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lobo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do you want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." ang sumagot Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are you doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as she looks at Jessica.
"I agree with Dakota." Adds Kelsey.
"Ok, ok..Anyway, what do you guys want?"
"We just wanted to make sure you were ok." Says Kelsey.
"I'm fine, just really bored so I decided to make some traps."
Immidately after Jessica finneshed her sentance, Gibby jumps out from behind a tree.
"Haha! Your traps wont work now because I know where they all are!" Says Gibby with a smart attitude.
Suddenly, Dakota hits Gibby in the head with a huge puno branch.
"Suck on that b*tch!"
Both Kelsey and Jessica are standing there just looking at Dakota.
"Damn..I didn't see that comeing." Says Jessica.
Gibby slowly gets up while rubbing his head.
"What the f*ck just happened?"
Kelsey grabs the branch from Dakota and starts beating Gibby with it.
"Die you son of a b*tch! Die!" Yells Kelsey.
"Wow.. Your a psycopathic b*tch!" Says Jessica.
"Yes, yes I am." Kelsey says while laughing.
They all stand there and wait for Gibby to wake up.
"Lets beat him with another stick!" Suggests Dakota.
"No, I have a better idea." Jessica says while smiling evily.
"What do you want to do then?" Asks Kelsey.
Jessica starts digging a hole and when she is done she tells Dakota to put Gibby in the hole.
"Ok, So instead of beating him with a stick you want to put him in a hole?" Asks Dakota.
"Hmmmm..... Yeah that's a stupid idea... Oh! I have another idea!" Exclaims Jessica.
"What is it?" Asks Kelsey.
Somehow with Jessica's magical pig powers, They all appear on tuktok of the Empire state building. Dakota looks down over the edge of the building.
"Holy sh*t! We're really far up!"
"Yeah yeah, Now shut up and help me." Says Jessica.
Dakota and Jessica ilipat Gibby onto the edge of the roof top.
"Ok, Now we just wait for him to wake up and we push him off." Says Jessica while smiling evily.
"Oh my god, Jessica you have some serious mental problems." Says Kelsey as she stares at Jessica.
"Well I figured since he's trying to kill us, We should kill him first." Says Jessica.
"Good point." Adds Dakota.
"Exactly." Says Jessica.
Five minutos later... Gibby wakes up and see's that he is on the edge of a building.
"Oh my f*cking god! Where the f*ck am I?!"
"We're on tuktok of the Empire state building." Says Jessica, Looking at him evily.
"Why are we uphere?" He asks with a scared tone.
Jessica pushes him off the edge and watches him fall to his death.
"That's why." She says while laughing.
Kelsey and Dakota slowly start to back away from their mentaly insane friend. Then Jessica quickly turns around and see's them leaving.
"Where do you think you're going?" She asks.
"You're f*cking crazy! We're done with this sh*t!" Yells Kelsey.
Jessica glares at Kelsey.
"Call me crazy..One madami time." Jessica says with an angry look.
"You...Are...A...F*cking...Crazy...B*tch!" Says Kelsey.
Dakota slips away while Kelsey and Jessica are argueing.
"That's it!" Jessica yells, pushing Kelsey off the building.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
Jessica looks down and laughs as Kelsey lands on a car. Then she turns around to see that Dakota was gone.
"Oh my f*cking god! Jessica has gone f*cking insane!" Yells Dakota while running away.
Jessica starts chasing Dakota but looses her.
"What the f*ck.. Where did she go?" Asks Jessica.
Jessica walks past a trash can and all of a sudden, Dakota stands up and beats Jessica with a pop-tart.
"Die you psyco b*tch!" Yells Dakota.
She stands there holding a bloody pop-tart and stares at Jessica's dead body.
"I hope you burn in hell..." Mutters Dakota.
The End...?
This story was created sa pamamagitan ng Dylan Carter.
Characters are Dakota Klesen, Kelsey Estes, Nick Curto (Gibby) and Jessica Carter
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2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I pag-ibig you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I pag-ibig you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when you want to get kicked out of the DMV. sa pamamagitan ng Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy susunod to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over sa pamamagitan ng a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people susunod to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down susunod to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your paborito ipakita the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big ipakita number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy susunod to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over sa pamamagitan ng a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people susunod to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down susunod to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your paborito ipakita the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big ipakita number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
