Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she sinabi yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first petsa and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written sa pamamagitan ng me, a girl.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make you seem madami on tuktok of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten minutos late, and never be early. If you told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like you don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say you thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if you drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of tanong starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few tanong sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the dyaket you brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give you pagpaparangal for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, or like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to halik her good bye or say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass you and anything madami moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear you had a good time but don’t offer a segundo petsa unless you are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t halik unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your mga kaibigan means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how you feel
•If you cheat on her, you sure as hell will get your asno kicked, sa pamamagitan ng both her, her friends, and the one you cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If you lie to her, you sure as hell will get your asno kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, you may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. You have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make you seem madami on tuktok of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten minutos late, and never be early. If you told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like you don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say you thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if you drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of tanong starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few tanong sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the dyaket you brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give you pagpaparangal for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, or like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to halik her good bye or say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass you and anything madami moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear you had a good time but don’t offer a segundo petsa unless you are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t halik unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your mga kaibigan means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how you feel
•If you cheat on her, you sure as hell will get your asno kicked, sa pamamagitan ng both her, her friends, and the one you cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If you lie to her, you sure as hell will get your asno kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, you may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. You have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
These are just walang tiyak na layunin ways to eat my paborito cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with presa milk
5. frozen
6. nagyelo with milk
7. nagyelo with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in nagyelo yogurt
11. in nagyelo yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with mani butter
14. nagyelo with mani butter
15. nagyelo with 7up
16. with mani mantikilya and 7up
17. with seresa 7up
18. nagyelo with seresa 7up
19. nagyelo with mani mantikilya and seresa 7up
20. sa pamamagitan ng itself
If you try any of these and like it, please write a comment and tell me which one(s) you tried. :)
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with presa milk
5. frozen
6. nagyelo with milk
7. nagyelo with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in nagyelo yogurt
11. in nagyelo yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with mani butter
14. nagyelo with mani butter
15. nagyelo with 7up
16. with mani mantikilya and 7up
17. with seresa 7up
18. nagyelo with seresa 7up
19. nagyelo with mani mantikilya and seresa 7up
20. sa pamamagitan ng itself
If you try any of these and like it, please write a comment and tell me which one(s) you tried. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if you ever, one araw decide to call me that. If you think I'm insane, run away, because you are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too You a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. You think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if you ever, one araw decide to call me that. If you think I'm insane, run away, because you are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too You a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. You think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .