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(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, Fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)

(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, or even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.

THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.

Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS of them!

Titanium, Soul Sister, Moves Like Jagger, Roar, THIS WORLD IS LITTERED WITH VERY POPULAR AND WELL RECEIVED SONGS THAT SUCK SO MUCH YOU WONDER HOW HUMANITY IS THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU!

And in this show, I am going to tear them all apart, one sa pamamagitan ng one....
Molecule sa pamamagitan ng molecule!
ATOM sa pamamagitan ng ATOM!

*Obligatory Spongebob Reference Sorry D;*

But without further ado, let's start this ipakita off sa pamamagitan ng slaughtering one of the worst songs out there.....

Train's Drive By.

(By the way, for the sake of me keeping my sanity, I won't talk about the video itself, just the lyrics and the way the song sounds.)

(What? It saves a ton of time. ;D)

"On the other side of a kalye I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you"

WHAT ARE THE ODDS.

"I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true"

Alright dumb-ass, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DEJA VU IS!? And we're just getting started.....

"Cause you moved to west LA
Or New York or Santa Fe
Or wherever to get away from me"

THIS CHICK IS AWESOME. :D

"Oh but that one night
Was madami than just right"

o-O Uh, never mind. Also, this is a perverted song.

YAY. >.<

"I didn't leave you 'cause I was all through
Oh I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you"

HE DIDN'T EVEN DO THE RHYMING PART RIGHT! You're SUPPOSED to make the first sentence sound identical to the second, DUMBASS!

IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT AND THROWS OFF THE AUDIENCE! >.<

Also, you're making guys sound like pathetic people who fall for walang tiyak na layunin girls all the time, STOP IT! >:(

"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you"

REALLY!? SERIOUSLY!? IT'S NOT RHYMING IF YOU USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IDIOT!!

Also, we get YET ANOTHER 'I pag-ibig you I'll be there for you I pag-ibig you' line.

IT'S CLICHE! Can't you come up with ANYTHING original!?

Yeah, you could argue it's sweet and romantic, BUT THAT ONE LINE HAS BEEN USED SO MANY TIMES IT'S NOWHERE NEAR FUNNY.

If you have to resort to using lines like that, you shouldn't even be making songs in the first place.

"This is not a drive by"

HOW ROMANTIC! FAST FOOD! :D

This guy is GENIUS! ^___^

Seriously though, what the f**k does that mean!? o-O

"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply"

OH MY MOTHER F**KING GOD, THAT IS ONE OF THE WORST LYRICS I'VE EVER HEARD.

THIS GUY IS LOOKING FOR TOILET PAPER, HOW ROMANTIC.

I'm not even joking, that's the song guys. Look it up, I DIDN'T edit ANYTHING!!!!!

I guess toilet paper is pretty popular in romantic songs nowadays. :P

"Hefty bag to hold my love"

...

ARE YOU SERIOUS!? HEFTY BAG!? HEFTY BAG!?

WHAT THE F**K!??!!?!?

Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't know toilet paper and garbage bags were so romantic, sorry comments section. X___X

"When you ilipat me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me"

This guy literally wants to be sued.

OKKAAAAAAYYY :DDDDDDDD

And now, ladies and gentlemen, THE WORST LYRIC OF ALL TIME......

"Mmm the way you do me"

:O

"Mmm the way you do me"

Could you possibly BE ANY madami OFFENSIVE!? OH MY GOD, THIS SONG F**KING SUCKS!

THIS IS IN THE SONG, I AM NOT LYING TO YOU, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BULLSHIT.

I'M NOT EVEN CENSORING WORDS ANYMORE, FUCK IT ALL!

I mean, hefty bag and two-ply were at LEAST funny, BUT THIS LINE...

"Mmm the way you do me"

YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO USING LINES LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO BREATH.

That line is so offensive to women, WHAT THE HELL GUYS!?

OVER 10 MILLION VIEWS, THOUSANDS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, HOW THE HELL CAN SOCIETY DO THIS TO ME!?

And it ISN'T one of those, "So bad it's funny" songs, it's just a terrible, rushed, and perverted song made sa pamamagitan ng a homeless guy in his attic masturbating to porn.

Train, go fuck yourself. You know, IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY.

"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"

And he repeats his chorus line in the same one.....

Yep, this guy is a dumbass.

"On the upside of a downward spiral
My pag-ibig for you went viral"

WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. AS LONG AS I GET LAID, THEN WHO CARES!? :D:D:D

Seriously, die Train.

And yes, that's actually their band name.

Again, dumbass.

"And I loved you every mile you drove away
But now here you are again"

So what, this girl can teleport now?

I shouldn't be complaining, after hefty bag and two-ply, there's no way this song can get any worse. THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE.

"So let's skip the "how you been"
And get down to the "more than friends" at last"

That line just screams out, "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND DON'T GIVE A S**T ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY OR ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL."

AGAIN, perverted stupid offensive selfish homeless gay mother fucking dumbass.

"Oh but that one night
Is still the highlight"

How many goddamn sex references are you going to put in this song?

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I just had to. The jokes write themselves in songs like these. ;D

"I didn't need you until I came to
And I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you"

I wonder if he got the two-ply yet. :P

"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"

FAST FOOD=SO ROMANTIC ;D

"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love"

This fucking song man, this fucking song.....

IT'S TIME TO GET OUT THE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER.

"When you ilipat me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"

5 THINGS WRONG WITH THE CHORUS LINE IN 5 SECONDS. ;D

1. Groovy? Seriously? This isn't the 60's anymore.
2. MMM THE WAY MY CHAINSAW GOES INTO YOUR HEART.
3. Again, fast pagkain apparently equals SO ROMANTIC ;D
4. "I pag-ibig you I'll protect you these lines are totally not cliche as hell"
5. Sue you, I thought you'd never ask! ^___^

Seriously, the chorus line can decay in hell.

"Please believe
That when I leave"

Yes, believe the psychotic guy who thinks fast food, toilet paper, and garbage bags are SO ROMANTIC! ;D

"There's nothing up my sleeve
But pag-ibig for you
And a little time to get my head together too"

Yeah, in JUVENILE DETENTION.

"On the other side of a kalye I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you
I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true
'Cause"

Repeating the beginning of the song for no apparent reason whatsoever because WHY NOT!? ^___^

"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"

I'll be there for you too. :)

sinabi NOBODY EVER.

"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply"

 Just A Shy Guy
Just A Shy Guy


 Looking For A Two-Ply
Looking For A Two-Ply


I will never understand that line.

"Hefty bag to hold my love
When you ilipat me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me"

Oh, how I wish I could.....

"Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive sa pamamagitan ng "

Darn it, I was hungry. D;

Seriously though, THIS SONG FUCKING SUCKS!

THE VIDEO IS BORING AS SHIT, THE LYRICS ARE OFFENSIVE AND STUPID AS ALL HELL, AND DEAR LORD THIS SONG IS JUST TERRIBLE.

The ONLY positive is that, admittingly, it's pretty catchy. :P

But that's just what a ton of terrible songs do. They lure you in with a catchy beat, hoping to fall for them, when in reality, the video and lyrics suck hardcore.

And you know what the funny thing is? This band made a rip-off of this song, AND IT WAS BETTER.

I'm not joking at all. Just listen to "50 Ways To Say Good-Bye." And then listen to the song I just reviewed, THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME THING!

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A BAND RIPS OFF THEIR OWN SONG AND HAS IT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE!?

I would congratulate them for that, but the song still sucks ass.

And yes comments section, 50 Ways To Say Good-Bye was made after Drive By, and it was even made the EXACT SAME YEAR!

In conclusion, this is, in my opinion, the worst song ever made. The video is boring as shit, the beat although catchy, is pretty lackluster at times, and the lyrics, DEAR GOD the lyrics....

They're shit. And so is this song, case closed.

This is Jared signing out, and FUCK MY LIFE.
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell you all these: What dates & Why You don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's araw
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday or the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, you know how if you see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why you ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would you want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 taon old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. You fall down the stairs.

2. A puno falls down on you.

3. A liyama spits in your face.

4. You eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. You are making out with a person and then you trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your unan gets a face and bites you head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate you and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, you get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that you are going to die, then you die.

11. When you are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying walang tiyak na layunin things until u cry laughing
5. continue pagbaba this
6. Walk up to siblings and say walang tiyak na layunin things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up ibon ng dyey leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add walang tiyak na layunin people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are you addicted? Are you a super fan? Are you just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are you on Fanpop too much?

1. You see something you like, and think Oh, I want to tagahanga that club!

2. You start shipping people you know or see.

3. You hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. You hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. You hear something and you want to comment on it.

6. You have great ideas of something you should post on Fanpop at completely walang tiyak na layunin times of day.

7. You get a new paborito and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no madami mani butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely walang tiyak na layunin things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as you can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as you can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend you try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. susunod to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. ~ 3....
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The tuktok six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as

"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around you has an attitude problem
2.your adding tsokolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive you crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to manuntok someone without a reason
12.if you start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if you were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give you 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so you know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a bravo who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This bravo had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that you just wanna manuntok in the face , then someohow , you end up in a relationship with them , you fall in pag-ibig , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing you want to burn either (:]) Well if you still have feelings for that person im gonna help you get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap you guys (: , ohk so you could first start off sa pamamagitan ng doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave you on apoy ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be ibingiay LIFE in prison without the possibility or parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet sawa refused to eat it was ibingiay three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD ipinapakita Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the sawa in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the sawa failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf or date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the susunod time.....thank u all for pagbaba this..and plz comment ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think or relate to these, in some way or another:

-When you forget someone's name you wait for someone else to say it so you don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't alisin my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and you are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are you kidding me?' even though you know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when you grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when you cheat,we hate you and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like you understand PMS,because you dont.So stop pagganap like it.

4.when you stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and you get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So you may as well stfu.

5.when you flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if you arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like you dont care.We want...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sa pamamagitan ng conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway you never take, or teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Nawawala to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see you crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person or kindly...
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Like the pamagat says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My mga kaibigan sinabi that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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