walang tiyak na layunin Article: Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A Fanpop Medal GUARANTEED! :D

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A Fanpop Medal GUARANTEED! :D

posted by deathding

(NOTE: This entire artikulo is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

uy everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other araw on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my bista sa tagiliran really quick to see if I got a medal.....

The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM Fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

Sending the message now! :D

THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded sa pamamagitan ng now. I mean, busy company or not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told you guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D

FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't you just try getting them the way you were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. You asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are you guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O

I'LL GET YOU susunod TIME FANPOP, susunod TIME!

DivaChipette1, geocen and 10 others like this

deathding Hope you guys got a laugh out of this. XD Seriously, just get medals the legitimate way. :)

CokeTheUmbreon LOL

CokeTheUmbreon I got bombed of this site 4 times.

Riku114 XD This was actually pretty amusing XD

poulamikundu Never read a similar article! I enjoyed it! XD

yamishadow2001 Lol hilarious xD had me dying

TheLefteris24 Love it !!!!

PlazmaKiller59 HELLO!

Kuro_Hyou666 Hahahaha! XD XD XD

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walang tiyak na layunin Randomness xP Part 2

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Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar - Finale Medley

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Disney Leading Ladies

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Oz: The Great and Powerful

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Emma Sweet Emma

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NEEDS 888% MOAR SYMMETRY

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all araw but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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pantasiya sinig

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Icon Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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29 hard to find emoticons!

posted by Sandfire_Paiger

1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ or ~(O_o)~ (Flying spaghetti Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...

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walang tiyak na layunin Booty Justice

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Stella winx and Ben 10 halik the Girl

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walang tiyak na layunin pages 4 colouring♥

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The rock dressed as miley cyrus

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10 ways that Lord Voldemort is like a sterotypical teenage girl:)

posted by precious211

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It bumagay him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling you an...

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Higurashi mga panipi

posted by invadercalliope

◦
Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing madami than the the people who you spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions you speak of are only mga kaibigan during those fun, yet unimportant...

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Black and White Mountain wolpeyper

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für yungib Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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Daniel Browning Smith ♥

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Everybody Loves Raymond mga panipi

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to pag-ibig Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to pag-ibig every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are you talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, you have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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