(NOTE: This entire artikulo is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)
uy everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other araw on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my bista sa tagiliran really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM Fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded sa pamamagitan ng now. I mean, busy company or not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told you guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't you just try getting them the way you were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. You asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are you guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET YOU susunod TIME FANPOP, susunod TIME!
uy everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other araw on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my bista sa tagiliran really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM Fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded sa pamamagitan ng now. I mean, busy company or not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told you guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't you just try getting them the way you were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. You asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are you guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET YOU susunod TIME FANPOP, susunod TIME!
Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He sinabi you’re amazing
She sinabi then why you waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
ipakita me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
ipakita me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the music plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He sinabi you’re amazing
She sinabi then why you waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
ipakita me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
ipakita me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the music plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you