walang tiyak na layunin Article: You Know You Live In 2009 When..

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You Know You Live In 2009 When..

posted by milorox18

You Know You Live In 2009 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with mga kaibigan are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this listahan you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this listahan and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for pagbaba this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now try this on your mga kaibigan cause you fell for it

blackpanther666, Tdinoahiscute4 and 12 others like this

Hidanfan Lol!!That is a good one!I will have to try this on my friends!! Your a evil genious!XD

SuperStar14 Hahaha! wow ur just a genious! thats a good one! i gotta try this on other ppl!

moeexyz I do 4 and 6 and I did notice that 5 wasn't there for that exact same reason!

juviechick1339 lol I'm so gonna try dis on me friends!!!

green6244 oh my gosh! Did everyone fall for the number 5 trick? Cause i did! Man, i am so stupid!

TVjunkie7598 you got me good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Annoying People in an Elevator

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a madami suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...

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The Cannibalistic isda

added by axlluver43

Seriously, if a isda wants to eat a fish, is that cannibalism for another species

video

funny

walang tiyak na layunin

isda

mcdonalds

commercial

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HOW WE GO OUT VERSION 2 sa pamamagitan ng Leslie Hall

added by fanfly

Again with the fun!

video

funny

walang tiyak na layunin

weird

leslie hall

music video

hilarious

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Double Dare

added by Office_001

again another Mitchel Daivs vid.

video

hilarious

walang tiyak na layunin

funny

crazy

weird

My couson

added by sexybaby9087

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Random?

added by Galbraith

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Digital cg art

added by Rodz

Source: wallcoo.net

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's puso is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, you are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read tanong aloud, pagtatalo your sagot with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name pananda to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have you ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man susunod to me!
I puked on the last person who flew susunod to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

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Brother & Sister

added by SylarNight

Source: made sa pamamagitan ng SylarNight

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walang tiyak na layunin pagkain

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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Cricket Aus vs South Africa

added by bvgf

Source: My own mga litrato

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Celebrating Randomness

added by Little_Cullen

3

tabing-dagat

added by Rodz

Source: google.com

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thats walang tiyak na layunin

added by ay3

Source: my google skillz

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person susunod to you if they know how to tap into top-secret pentagon files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the alisin key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard sa pamamagitan ng reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some madami that I came up with too, hope you enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to paghahanap the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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Miss Teen South Carolina sagot a tanong

added by i_luv_angst

This is How Miss Teen South Carolina sagot her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the pamagat of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....

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miss teen usa

south carolina

really stupid people

funny