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You Know You Live In 2009 When..

posted by milorox18

You Know You Live In 2009 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with mga kaibigan are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this listahan you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this listahan and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for pagbaba this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now try this on your mga kaibigan cause you fell for it

blackpanther666, Tdinoahiscute4 and 12 others like this

Hidanfan Lol!!That is a good one!I will have to try this on my friends!! Your a evil genious!XD

SuperStar14 Hahaha! wow ur just a genious! thats a good one! i gotta try this on other ppl!

moeexyz I do 4 and 6 and I did notice that 5 wasn't there for that exact same reason!

juviechick1339 lol I'm so gonna try dis on me friends!!!

green6244 oh my gosh! Did everyone fall for the number 5 trick? Cause i did! Man, i am so stupid!

TVjunkie7598 you got me good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Unicorn pantasiya

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Source: flash-screen.com

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Jack Dawson - Pimpin' Ain't Easy

added by SylarNight

Source: made sa pamamagitan ng SylarNight

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Emo cow

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20 Ways To Annoy a Disney bituin

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus konsiyerto with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the konsiyerto and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl or not). Make sure you both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's dyaket in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...

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The one thing to prove that you are a gunniess

posted by patrisha727

ipakita this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

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Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT petsa IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by wild-bby

My friend posted these on her bebo page a while nakaraan so I thought I'd share them with you :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...

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famous lef handers

posted by shiriny

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

madami famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy sinag cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz

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strange but cool facts-1

posted by shiriny

-chocolate kills dogs! True, tsokolate affects a dog's puso and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are madami active sleeping than watching TV

-There are madami chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...

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How To Annoy Other Drivers

posted by BellaCullen96

After you cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and apoy trucks so you get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what you are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let you in front of him/her, ipakita your appreciation sa pamamagitan ng letting the entire...

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Ways To Annoy People On The Subway

posted by BellaCullen96

Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people susunod to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your mga kaibigan at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if you throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....

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How To Annoy People On The tabing-dagat

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to pato under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

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How to make lipgloss

posted by boomy678

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, or pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids

Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum madami gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min or completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting madami till you reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!

Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).

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Some Ways to Save the Earth

posted by Mallory101

1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage or compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens or stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...

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What happened last night...

posted by MrsPattinsonXO

Okay, so I was sitting on the sopa last night watching some rubbish telebisyon ipakita and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my bahaghari colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I pag-ibig you soooooo much' and so I was like 'I pag-ibig you more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting you a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting you one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutos later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

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just some walang tiyak na layunin websites

posted by big-fat-meanie

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www.messengerfreak.com/
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Life is a test, Graded on a curve.

posted by hm94991

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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madami facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

kintsay has negative calories. It takes madami calories to eat a piece of kintsay than the kintsay has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to lunok the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes mapait things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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