1)At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mantikilya Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: uy have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When you get woken up at midnight sa pamamagitan ng a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mantikilya Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: uy have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When you get woken up at midnight sa pamamagitan ng a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
Are you embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to ipakita her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all you got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute mga sanggol were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online Pagsulat
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta tagahanga fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I pag-ibig Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO mga kaibigan these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online Pagsulat
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta tagahanga fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I pag-ibig Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO mga kaibigan these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view