WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the mesa with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the gatas carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a telebisyon set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out sa pamamagitan ng the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He sagot that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutos later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the gatas carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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WORDS
A husband read an artikulo to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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CREATION
A man sinabi to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the susunod day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The susunod morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper sa pamamagitan ng the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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She's sitting at the mesa with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the gatas carton.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a telebisyon set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out sa pamamagitan ng the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He sagot that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutos later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the gatas carton!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS
A husband read an artikulo to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CREATION
A man sinabi to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the susunod day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The susunod morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper sa pamamagitan ng the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .
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1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take mga litrato of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Pusa are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take mga litrato of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Pusa are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five madami songs, can you believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even sinabi that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her susunod CD Rebecca promises to have a madami natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking tahanan from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a balyena drove sa pamamagitan ng in his sedan and sinabi happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went tahanan and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a isda tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
I was like wow I went tahanan and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a isda tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do pag-ibig Misa though!
I pag-ibig kanin balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I pag-ibig my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I pag-ibig the colors: dayap Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I pag-ibig the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do pag-ibig Misa though!
I pag-ibig kanin balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I pag-ibig my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I pag-ibig the colors: dayap Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I pag-ibig the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own sisne costume. Look at my kahel beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look madami ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own sisne costume. Look at my kahel beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look madami ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for you then it is madami than possible that with a little time you two can go back to being friends.
mga kaibigan and just friends. You must be clear about what you want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be mga kaibigan with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what you want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart you still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then you are ready to be mga kaibigan again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some mga kaibigan and the apoy alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the apoy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been madami funny to you if you *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop sinabi this artikulo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the apoy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been madami funny to you if you *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop sinabi this artikulo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
