Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what oras to be tahanan when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than tahanan as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If you get drunk you are not seen as if you did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in pag-ibig over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true mga kaibigan , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached sa pamamagitan ng a stranger on kalye wanting your money or anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy you can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places you can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if you are fat or not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what oras to be tahanan when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than tahanan as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If you get drunk you are not seen as if you did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in pag-ibig over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true mga kaibigan , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached sa pamamagitan ng a stranger on kalye wanting your money or anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy you can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places you can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if you are fat or not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting larawan captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated sa pamamagitan ng the smoke or get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, you rant so much about how you have a hard time making choices. Whether you should work on your assignment or go out with your friends. Whether you should petsa this guy or that guy. Whether you should break up with your boyfriend or not. Whether you should wear the kulay-rosas blusa or the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting larawan captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated sa pamamagitan ng the smoke or get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, you rant so much about how you have a hard time making choices. Whether you should work on your assignment or go out with your friends. Whether you should petsa this guy or that guy. Whether you should break up with your boyfriend or not. Whether you should wear the kulay-rosas blusa or the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making you upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way you are, or they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, or don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying you for "no reason", it's because they like you, or is jealous of you, or it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your mga kaibigan
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them you are raising money to buy pagkain for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that you want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines araw gift your mga kaibigan a cucumber and tell them you grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it susunod to your ear and say that he talks to you and says he need a new tahanan and thats why you buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your mga kaibigan
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them you are raising money to buy pagkain for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that you want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines araw gift your mga kaibigan a cucumber and tell them you grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it susunod to your ear and say that he talks to you and says he need a new tahanan and thats why you buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like or pag-ibig and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn madami fans......add walang tiyak na layunin ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn madami fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medalya ...u have to add madami pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have madami medalya .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get madami fans.....and frnds too.
when i have madami ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikulo will be useful have a gr8 araw everybody and type ur comment plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like or pag-ibig and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn madami fans......add walang tiyak na layunin ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn madami fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medalya ...u have to add madami pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have madami medalya .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get madami fans.....and frnds too.
when i have madami ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikulo will be useful have a gr8 araw everybody and type ur comment plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at walang tiyak na layunin times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that you are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this listahan ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs you know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that you are a muggle born even if you did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope you liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at walang tiyak na layunin times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that you are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this listahan ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs you know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that you are a muggle born even if you did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope you liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a tanong on this spot that asked "If you saw Justin Bieber standing on the tuktok of a building getting ready to jump, would you cry or scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on tuktok of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do you people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone you know or care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a tanong on this spot that asked "If you saw Justin Bieber standing on the tuktok of a building getting ready to jump, would you cry or scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on tuktok of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do you people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone you know or care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an palaso into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the kalye when the sign sinabi "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the kalye when the sign sinabi "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
