I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... comment on this artikulo if it made u laugh... tagahanga this artikulo if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and tagahanga me if I made you laugh
1.I am bisexual and proud
2.I can do a backbend while playing guitar
3.I am the guitarist and screamer in an all female local deathcore band
4.I am a vegan
5.I am pagan
6.I listen to 456 band and singers
7.My lucky numer is 13 and 666
8.I think Robert Pattinson is hot
9.I have a blood fetish
10.I ate a whole seresa once
11.I have a dog named Cujo
12.I like pie
13.Pie doesn’t like you
14.I’m right handed,but I punched better with my left
15.Sex grosses me out
16.I want to pet Jade Puget’s hair
2.I can do a backbend while playing guitar
3.I am the guitarist and screamer in an all female local deathcore band
4.I am a vegan
5.I am pagan
6.I listen to 456 band and singers
7.My lucky numer is 13 and 666
8.I think Robert Pattinson is hot
9.I have a blood fetish
10.I ate a whole seresa once
11.I have a dog named Cujo
12.I like pie
13.Pie doesn’t like you
14.I’m right handed,but I punched better with my left
15.Sex grosses me out
16.I want to pet Jade Puget’s hair
if you r pagbaba this i am forcing u to pass this message on because it may save the life of many people & if u don't pass it on ..... you will be the one to blame for destoying the earth....it starts like this..............
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nerves, get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves, and this is how it goes.. ohhh
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nurves,get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves,and this is how it goes... ohhhhhh...
you get the picture
add me as your friend and pass it on
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nerves, get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves, and this is how it goes.. ohhh
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nurves,get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves,and this is how it goes... ohhhhhh...
you get the picture
add me as your friend and pass it on
Bob: Hello there!
Joe: Oh! How do you do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call you that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I sinabi STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are you again?
In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet you can't guess HER middle name!!!
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Joe: Oh! How do you do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call you that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I sinabi STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are you again?
In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet you can't guess HER middle name!!!
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things that make you...
being ugly is a state of mind
think yourself ugly ... slowly you become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way you look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww or not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have you become?
im ugly how do i change....
be natral and true
one walang tiyak na layunin act of kindness everyday
look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same
look for your truth not the worlds
pag-ibig yourself
pag-ibig the world
spread some joy
pag-ibig peace ..... not fighting
stand tall and proud and confident in who you are.
dont let the world change you
thank you for taking the time to read ... this came from my puso and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
being ugly is a state of mind
think yourself ugly ... slowly you become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way you look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww or not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have you become?
im ugly how do i change....
be natral and true
one walang tiyak na layunin act of kindness everyday
look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same
look for your truth not the worlds
pag-ibig yourself
pag-ibig the world
spread some joy
pag-ibig peace ..... not fighting
stand tall and proud and confident in who you are.
dont let the world change you
thank you for taking the time to read ... this came from my puso and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!
oh crap my cat just scratched me.
i'm suffering in pain.
now i'm screaming.
now i'm in the hospital.
now i'm dying.
NOW I'M DEAD.
and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.
AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.
THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................