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1. You can do whatever you damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. You can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. You can go out and flirt as much as your puso desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet upuan issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's puso is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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posted by thatguywashot
1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray Aso in amerikana closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person susunod to it: "Is this upuan SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant tabing-dagat ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minutos before it starts, find...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own listahan of tuktok Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So you no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An kahel is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Pagsulat it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if you don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest you don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your mga kaibigan and either forget all about us or tell a story about the hideous freak you met tonight. You don’t know me, if you did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have mga kaibigan - except my brother....
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für yungib Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so you don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to pag-ibig Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to pag-ibig every day.
Contributed sa pamamagitan ng funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are you talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed sa pamamagitan ng funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, you have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed sa pamamagitan ng funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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"Sometimes you wanna give up cause you dont think that you can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, ilipat on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside you hurts, you just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when you think you had all you can take, just stick up your head and know that you will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little parang buriko tagahanga fiction. If you do not like talking horses that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police parang buriko 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police parang buriko 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, you will all be transferred...
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I am often starting to be a tagahanga of something but If you are tagahanga of somebody/something there can always be a situation when you will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that or something simmilar. But then you start to feel distracted. You don't know what to start with. Maybe you are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help you to stop being a tagahanga easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So you just understood that you don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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I kinda wanted to write this artikulo just to get this topic off of my chest. If you guys haven’t know already, which you should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I pag-ibig just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I pag-ibig Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I pag-ibig both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I pag-ibig how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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posted by Renegade1765
I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with you guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). You may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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This is my updated listahan of my tuktok 20 paborito fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new favorites of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the tuktok 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please tagahanga and comment because I pag-ibig to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey mouse and mga kaibigan Franchise)...
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 Enjoy!
Enjoy!
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers you in any way, please contemplate pagbaba something else. Thank you.)

Alright before you whine like an immature five-year old troll without their gatas bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE you have an opinion, you'll get destroyed sa pamamagitan ng the hater army!

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
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Step one: enjoy/love/like the show, book, movie, and/or band.
Good job, that's it, you're a true fan.

One thing that just never fails to annoy me is when someone tells me (or another person honestly) that they aren't a true tagahanga of whatever it is they are a tagahanga of for having a certain opinion.

One of the most common things I get is 'you're not a true tagahanga because you like the villains more'. Okay no let's talk about this for a second; the villains are a crucial part of the story. Villains are what essentially gives the show/book/movie its plot. Without villains there is no conflict and without...
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I've been meaning to make this artikulo for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my paborito couples listahan before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my listahan to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please comment but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The sisne Princess)
 "Well, there you have it.. everlasting love...."
"Well, there you have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...
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I'm on Youtube everyday, so here's a tuktok 15 listahan of my favourite Youtube channels! ♥



15. Chonny (Kpopchonny, mychonny etc.)

This is a guy of several accounts but they all count as one to me, the all-funny Chonny! Hilarious skits, always get a laugh with his vids.



14. Lizz

Lizz has an absolutely beautiful voice and I adore her lyrics she creates for some of my favourite songs/soundtracks.



13. Sawyer7mage

This guy is ace! He has always been my go-to guy when it came to rewiews and discussions regarding Naruto. Informative and funny. Win-win.



12. yourmoviesucks

This guy gives awesome...
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