You Know You Live In 2009 When...
1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. Your reason for not staying in touch with mga kaibigan are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv
6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer
7. As you read this listahan you think about sending it to all of your friends
8. You read this listahan and keep nodding and smiling
9. You think about how stupid you are for pagbaba this
10. You were too busy to notice number five
11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five
12. And now your laughing at your stupidity
13. You now try this on your mga kaibigan cause you fell for it
1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. Your reason for not staying in touch with mga kaibigan are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv
6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer
7. As you read this listahan you think about sending it to all of your friends
8. You read this listahan and keep nodding and smiling
9. You think about how stupid you are for pagbaba this
10. You were too busy to notice number five
11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five
12. And now your laughing at your stupidity
13. You now try this on your mga kaibigan cause you fell for it
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once madami at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure sa pamamagitan ng now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic segundo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying you simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I pag-ibig your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying you simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I pag-ibig your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'