Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what oras to be tahanan when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than tahanan as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If you get drunk you are not seen as if you did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in pag-ibig over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true mga kaibigan , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached sa pamamagitan ng a stranger on kalye wanting your money or anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy you can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places you can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if you are fat or not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what oras to be tahanan when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than tahanan as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If you get drunk you are not seen as if you did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in pag-ibig over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true mga kaibigan , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached sa pamamagitan ng a stranger on kalye wanting your money or anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy you can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places you can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if you are fat or not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are madami chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the pagkain they eat.
7-The hair of polar madala is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A suso can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are madami chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the pagkain they eat.
7-The hair of polar madala is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A suso can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
