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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting susunod to you saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the baybayin like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made you smile
8:Clear as a kampanilya my nody sinabi "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments you can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell you off.
13:when I sinabi "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when you look back everythings different
16:by the time you have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who you are say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my pagtapos date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS
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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting susunod to you saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the baybayin like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made you smile
8:Clear as a kampanilya my nody sinabi "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments you can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell you off.
13:when I sinabi "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when you look back everythings different
16:by the time you have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who you are say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my pagtapos date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are madami chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the pagkain they eat.
7-The hair of polar madala is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A suso can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are madami chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the pagkain they eat.
7-The hair of polar madala is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A suso can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
