I hope you enjoy!
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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting susunod to you saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the baybayin like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made you smile
8:Clear as a kampanilya my nody sinabi "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments you can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell you off.
13:when I sinabi "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when you look back everythings different
16:by the time you have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who you are say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my pagtapos date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS
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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting susunod to you saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the baybayin like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made you smile
8:Clear as a kampanilya my nody sinabi "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments you can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell you off.
13:when I sinabi "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when you look back everythings different
16:by the time you have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who you are say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my pagtapos date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS
-if you pag-ibig Anime and Twilight,
then you are going to pag-ibig this!
-They are making an Anime series of the saga!
madami and madami the rumor of an Anime Twilight ipakita is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Anime until 2013!
Sent in sa pamamagitan ng (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests you could try
1: Ask really stupid tanong like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so you can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them you know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask you for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as you can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid tanong like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so you can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them you know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask you for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as you can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool pating movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST nakakatindig balahibo EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion or something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool pating movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST nakakatindig balahibo EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion or something.. That face image fucked me up..