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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting susunod to you saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the baybayin like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made you smile
8:Clear as a kampanilya my nody sinabi "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments you can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell you off.
13:when I sinabi "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when you look back everythings different
16:by the time you have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who you are say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my pagtapos date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS